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@TypesEvilAspieEyes ... The description says "A thai film." Also, there is no Rick Roll in here, so maybe you should learn more internets before you complain.

"The uh... Dukes of Hazzard... No.. Knights of Rohan..." GAH I wish I could be friends with all these actors :P

@tweetlebugzz Click the little speech bubble thing on the bottom next to the "CC" rectangle. Should get rid of them.

Zero triangle defense. Spin the fuck out of that before he locked it. You may not have ended up in a good position, but its better than getting choked.

@BucheronTravaillant Lol youre a failure of humanity, no matter what culture youre from.

Girl in blue... Emily? Youre an amazing singer. Especially Juliet's part. Gah chills :D

Why would anybody even feel comfortable allowing her to shoot that gun? She can barely hold it up, much less handle the recoil! If you dont know how powerful a Deagle is, let me put this in perspective for you. They were designed by Israelite commandos to SHOOT MUTHAFUCKIN ENGINE BLOCKS OUT OF CARS.

@marcuscurran100 Nutmeg will also make you trip sac and then feel like shit for a couple days after O.o

He waves a lot

@Nix4dogs You point out the NAACP, but not the "manatee" part...?

@todei79 I meant in MMA. Hes a monster for the first 30 seconds then all he can do is lay on top of them to pull a decision.

@Crazylalalalala Basically what the scientists are saying is that a guy can punch as hard as himself. Which is common sense. They didnt take into effect that MMA gloves are smaller, and the force is concentrated into a smaller area, which wouldnt make them hit harder per say, but it would do a lo...

I love how the ref just tossed him to the ground :P if this was Thai rules the Muay Thai boxer wouldve destroyed him :P

@zaleinoo Irrelevant to this. Theyre both good, but theyre 35 pounds apart from each other.

@figthersdreams Well a name would help a lot to push your point home.

@TheUfchink .... So? That just means that there are doctors on hand and rules that protect fighters from unnecessary bodily injury. Youd run out of fighters if there werent. Also, I guarantee for a 100% fact that if you stepped into the ring with an experienced MMA fighter 20 pounds LIGHTER than ...

@qwitztacol Nah it would be "Judo in MMA," also in the description he says "marcial art" so I'm still going with dumb.

Press 8 repeatedly for hi-hat beatbox.

@mrdante361 It was a demonstration. Your argument is invalid.

@SloveniaHardCore91 UFC doesnt allow head kicks to a downed opponent. Thats Pride youre thinking of. Also, they have to keep fighting until the ref says to stop, otherwise the person could jsut get right back up and keep fighting. Also, it has to do with the adrenaline of the moment, youre just s...

@MrCmonster13 Derpty derp. Im not a gym monkey Im a collegiate wrestler and BJJ practitioner. I know for a FACT in wrestling that you can do EXACTLY what this guy did as long as the person being taken down is brought safely to the mat. I dont know what you were watching, but that was a pretty dam...

@ken162008 MMA boxing is different, it doesnt suck. You cant use a lot of the normal boxing techniques in MMA because a pure boxer will be taken down extremely easily, and then they will lose IE Randy Couture EMBARRASSING James Tony pretty easily. This video never said "Anderson Silva teaches you...

@TheDicamillo Actually, I believe Silva did a ton more damage than Chael did. Chael landed more punches, sure. But they were wussy girly punches that didnt hurt Silva at all. My proof? 1. I watched the fight. They even looked girly. 2. Look at Sonnens post-fight face, then Silvas. Yeah, thats wha...

@SteinbrecherBack I agree fully and wholly with you on that educated response, but I think that the girl should maybe be closer to equal as the guys. I mean she couldnt even put up a fight. I mean, women arent as good at fighting as men (Not sexist, just pointing out a fact), and thats just genet...

@iApna Isnt this guy like a heavyweight professional British champion? Have you seen the movie at all? This guy is like 230+ pounds fighting a maybe 150 pound Chinese guy....

I got a secret weapon.. *smashes cinderblock* ... optimism.

@overgrow00 Yup I do. Because no matter what you say, hes the welterweight champ. And Diaz's skill in the ring aside, I hope he loses now. I really do. Just so you will shut the fuck up and learn how to respect someone whos better than you. GSP is probably one of the most humble champs out there,...

@TheDrunkwraith I did? Damn I totally missed that part. Maybe if you look at names closer derpty derp. Ive actually had this argument before, and I kinda assumed that you started it. But yeah. Youre both wrong. Racism in response to racism doesnt make you a better person than them.

@SirMicDre Too bad this shit didnt already happen because Nick disrespected Dana, GSP, and the UFC in general all because he was too busy trying to figure out his "Huggies pull ups" to go to the fucking press conference.

@shabooshay1991 Actually Im a college student whos studying Computer Systems engineering, with MMA as a hobby. I get plenty of girls because of said MMA hobby, and I dont need attention from Youtube. You, however, respond to my post using "douche bag" words like "attention wanter" "u" "ur", and f...

@denny099999999 Nah man it was the top comment I was just commenting cause its a common mistake

Man this is some dope ass editing.

2:43 Best. Part. Ever.

@Rikashiku Well roundhouse kicks are usually used more for kicking the legs, liver, and head, rather than ribs.

Decent fight, but your friends dont know anything and give you horrible advice.

Not a lucky blow at all guys. The kid didnt keep his hands up, and they were literally just standing there punching each other until someone went down. How was luck even the tiniest bit involved in that? That was just shitty boxing from the two of them, and one was just tougher than the other.

"Hey man this is the last round! Last round man lets go!"

*Glance over at next video. Round 5.* Fail.

@OFWGKTAbitches Lol youre uneducated and it makes me chuckle.