S**t Stirr Inc.

Is that... a tat??

*ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL*

What... does it do? Long time ago I used Yahoo as a ..don't laugh - search engine.

WHERE ARE THE PUNCHLINES????? What is the audience laughing at???

But...where are the jokes? I mean, jokes tend to lead you one way and then whiplash you in a unexpected direction, usually just before or right at the punchline. Where are his punchlines?

Cuz her talent is rather mediocre (like Madonna) so she compensates by being "weird". It's a magician's trick to get you to look elsewhere while they pull a "meh" song out of their ass.

"Lets see here, you got arrested for marijuana possession 6 months ago.....so... I'm not gonna give you a ticket for speeding..uhh... but I'd like to search your car..cuz...uhh... I totally don't hope to find something bigger to bust you on... at all.... just wanna look.... k?"

At the end, the people in the background sound like they are f*****g...

I thought Edison was born in Ohio....

You should have complained that the machine was broken, or you should have insisted to be taken to "lab", a hospital, etc. with the cop to have your blood tested.

270lb and two drinks totaled 0.073? Impossible. Unless you were on a medication that prevented your liver from digesting alcohol. Or the 2 drinks were HUGE.

Now you know why people who are wealthy get there: they are imaginative and inventive. Also, Disneyland is all about imagination, right?

When I saw her in an ad for Dancing with Stars.... I couldn't believe how rotund she was!

What about the fact that both strikes did nothing to topple the buildings? You have seen it, planes hit and the buildings were fine for an hour.

Well... if you consider all that jet fuel burning for an hour "fine".

My computer algorithm has just flagged you as terrorist sympathizer. And Cenk too since his name was in the same sentence without any commas. See?

Its like 1984, except Big Brother is dumb as shit.

Newt has a point, but not one to be presented to TYT!

"Awto.....Mowbyle.." What? Horseless Carriage, jeeez. Just cuz it barely resembles its predecessor does not mean it need a new name.

Cell Phone... cuz its basically the same as it was 15 years ago.

right?

ROOOFL!! The Sculpt-drawer! CGI-drawer!

You trollin' with the best! You had me going there for while!

My hat off to you.

Its a lightweight shell of a phone with just a magnet in it. Magnet ring + magnet inside the shell = enough force.

True. If she makes the decision to keep it, he doesn't get asked if he also wants to pay for it. That decision has been made for him under threat of jail. It should be so that she signs a document stating she wants the kid and if he signs it and then later changes his mind -- too bad.

That foam is trapping all gases. THAT'S the problem. Power station is a good idea today as it was 40 years ago.

*omfgroflhahahahahahahhaha*

Would u believe I never noticed it?

I know 10 yr olds who edit better.

1:20 Padded Bra???

I always heard : ENEMA!!...E-NE-MAHAHAHAHAHA! ENEMA!

I watched her recently on The Daily Show.... and I felt uncomfortable. I was alone in my living room. How awesome is that? She has a talent...

I'm not from a religious community. I watch every kind of porn there is and I'm not judgmental. But every time Ana talks about sex, I feel squeamish and uncomfortable.

What gives?

Whoa! WTF Ana? Some kid smacked your ass and you took the law into your own hands? What happened with presumed innocent until proven guilty?

I would expect Ana not to kick the kid off the bike, but to "call the AUTHORITY and let them investigate."

Tsk, tsk.

Jesus. This guy is breaking the mold. I'd.... never have the courage..

The trick is in the audience. They are paid. AMAZING!

I wonder what else he can move with his tail?

1:42 Hoffman voltmeter?? ROOOOOFL!!! BAwahahahaahahahahahah!!!

Also known as "take water out, put acid in= battery"!!

Nice one!

Answer to 2:40

That's easy: The magnetic field created by the neodymium magnet is being interrupted by the continuously flipping field generated by the coil. What frequency? Exactly same frequency as the RPMs of the motor. The two fields (static and dynamic) interact producing a sort of a "standing wave" between the + and - feed to the "generator" causing the motor to want to spin due to the batteries attached at the bottom of the cardboard. They use the same system in the space station.

"sucked the poison out..there was a LOT OF IT" XD

Everybody who worked at Enron is blowing you kisses right now.

There is one thing that might indicate there could be some justice - the accused has no money. If he was a banker... I dunno.

Prolly most dangerous app ever.

Whoever is downloading this knows where the rich and powerful draw their power from - your wallets. NIKE and Apple can't sell their products in the countries where they make 'em, and if they can't sell it here... what do they do? Bring the factories back or give their slaves a raise? Hmmm....

I'm looking for Sir Kanndahar!!

YOUTUBE - COME AND FIGHT! Yeah!

Hah! The FSB found the paper map and a plastic compass, but the didn't find the transmitter in the shoe OR the retractable blade in his umbrella. Also, his coffee pot, when using the ON-OFF button can send Morse code messages to London.

Bah! FSB - amateurs.

That story is so stupid. Everyone knows we all came on the back of giant water beetle.

Ozzy seems to be starving. You oughta feed him more... XD

Birds can hear noises... how is it an evolutionary advantage to be a bug and make noise??

OMG! What is AP to do??? Do they run to the nearest news paper and tell them their story? Do they get some online news agency to cover what happened to them?

They must run to some type of a media organization and inform the world!

Oh wait...

Easy problem to solve. Individuals who can design their own gun aside, this 3D model is a file. All that needs to happen is to have SONY Entertainment buy the rights to the file. Then its a simple matter of a giant almighty corporation protecting its intellectual property.

"Oh you have printed a gun? Where did you get the file?" --BOOM! 20 years in jail!