I am easily persuaded to hate things, unless its edible or dances to my satisfaction. im subject to life-changing revelations on a daily basis. this leads to great mental instability, thus i often find myself in other people's houses wielding toy cars, completely naked and covered in soft clay with no recollection of events preceeding this. i think this is why parents dont like me. that and the fact that i often accidentally summon power rangers in mid-conversation. but no one understands that power rangers are the only ones who can bring an end to POP CULTURE'S RIEGN OF TYRANNY and give rise to new rulers such as sam rose and his many expensive hats
Age
21
Occupation
chauffeur extraordinair and general handyman: fix it, stop it or unblock it, any service (within reason) for affection and bitesize treats
Companies
i am nobody's fool, i freelance
Interests
i enjoy arranging pencil sharpenings into rude shapes to shock children