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the "ladies" of the Oscars were told to not show curves on the red carpet

but when Hayek, Cruz and Winsult were told to get naked on screen on numerous occassions, they obliged.

you can see their nips up close on theses sites:

Mr Skin

Slut Load

the Oscar "ladies" were told to not show curves on the red carpet.

but when sleazy producers tell them to get nake on screen, they do what they're told.

check out Hayek, Cruz and Winslut on:

Mr Skin

Slut Load

there are Oscar "ladies" that won't show curves on the red carpet

but on these websites, they show EVERYTHING.

Slut Load

Mr. Skin

want to see The Oscar "ladies" that won't show curves on the red carpet but get naked on screen?

check out Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz naked breasts on these websites:

Slut Load

Mr. Skin

"I'm an actress....you wanna suck my tits?"

this song is in English.

so why am I forced to watch advertising in Spanish. who makes buying decisions from information that's not accessible to them?

@CelebEver

i think SNL could have benefitted after the Wiig misogyny fest by having Lindsay as the musical guest, too.

you can also find scenes of penelope cruz's friends being sucked by Bardem by renting Vicky Christina Barcelona

i realized what's going on here. the director and Zach Galifianakis couldn't decide if Zach's character was gay or working class.

geez, what a conundrum!

are dabbling actors all gay or are dabbling actors all working class? the fact that these people have jobs is enough to start a nationwide ...

@BLURGRACEMUSIC

such priceless "wit".

well, if your audience is full of the walking brain dead, you will succeed.

i said that because media is complaining about America liking a woman and a Puerto Rican. since all haters should fry in their own acid souls, i'll say it again.

American Idol. where American idolizes Jennifer Lopez. deal with it

this look is amazing on you. great scarf.

Jennifer's Streep moment may be near.

she's a contender for the role of Graciella Blanco, the most powerful and dangerous cartel boss. i actually can't think of who in the biz right now has a range to compete with Lopez.

but knowing Hollywood, they may get a white woman to play her and spin an...

@TheMelodyheart

yep, a boy's voice is what we all associate norma jean with.

hey, here's another bright idea! hillary swank as norma jean.

another Academy nod to cheesy undeserving hispanic cinema

when looking for films, the first ones i weed out from selection are any latino named directors, with these exceptions:

Bunuel

Cuaron

LINDSAY!!

stand up for women with brains and talent

i think Jennifer and Marc want to get rid of American Idol. Fox trapped Abdul for years and I think they did the same to Jennifer with some contractural loophole.

being a divorced woman and having a boyfriend is the perfect scandal to force Fox to release her from her contract. the girl has mo...

the black girl has the most beautiful and unique face. that perfect oval bone structure is very Ethiopian.

she looks like a procelain doll.

i will never understand her taste in men - ANY of them. none of these guys deserve to be with a woman like this.

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LINDSAY!!!

jennifer has to play Marilyn!!!

she is the only person worthy of playing her - besides Lindsay!

Britney can't dance. she dances like I dance and seeing me up on stage trying to dance professionally would be very embarrassing.

@ericpa69

i gather you never saw Madonna go topless

or grind a boombox.

bosoblack is the only type of fan that salma can attract. how proud her 1% parents must be.