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@Marlockie Thanks for making me spit out my tea, sir. I'm now going to imagine Christopher Walken as a Turian next time I do a playthrough

I'm sorry, I need to pick my jaw up from off of the floor. Your trailers are amazing!

2 people couldn't get past the Elcor bouncer

I won't lie...sometimes I load ME2 and just go to Afterlife and hang out. It's just that cool.

@Clockwork2809 Nothing has been confirmed as its still in development and may never even get made. There are rumors that its about the First Contact War, which could be interesting, but those are just rumors. The comics show a Young Illusive Man at Shanxi so the movie could be about him. Martin S...

@CaptainPositron I want to say it was Treachery, Faith, and the Great River from DS9, but those were icy asteroids if I remember correctly

@MizuMing Trust, me its British. I've never been to Britain, but I've been to Australia many times and they don't sound at all alike. So, the best I can tell is that Zaeed Massani is of Israeli descent and was raised in the UK. He sounds like he has some sort of Cockney, working class accent, whi...

Wait...there's a real McBain movie that stars Christopher Walken and not Ranier Wolfcastle? Why was I not informed?

Also: MENDOZZZZAAA!!!!!!

Goddamn Worf freaked me the hell out there....thanks General Grin, now I can't watch erotic stimuli without imaging a creepy Klingon leering from around the corner

Man Shepard, you'd better get that bladder problem checked out by Chakwas. You always have to go...

I always thought Miranda sleeping with Shepard was always a little creepy. I mean, she rebuilt his charred, mutilated corpse for months--then she wants to bang him?

I haven't seriously played a video game since 2004. I was so blown away by this trailer that within half an hour I had bought ME1 and ME2 on Amazon. Thanks for getting me into gaming, Bioware!

Donovan Hock sounds like he's trying to do a South African accent with a mouthful of Vegemite

I have to love how the thumbnail image for this video is The Illusive Man Facepalming....perfectly summarizes the whole clip

How does Riker always win poker games against a card counting android, a telepath, and a guy who can see through the deck anyway?

Tali is so adorable! Almost makes me feel bad that I romanced the buxom Australian instead...almost....

Way to fly into the beam Joker...some pilot...

"A man walks down the street wearing that, you know he's not afraid of anything"

Shepard needs to get that right arm checked out...

LOL @ naked Ashley! I wonder what keeps all those guns on her back....

Also, I know Spectres are above the law and all, but I didn't realize they could violate public indecency laws too...

If you get crew members killed in the Omega 4 relay jump, its not because you didn't upgrade the normandy, but because Joker was watching porn...

I think I knew that Quarian in high school...

Club Afterlife: The only place in the galaxy where a guy wearing combat armor with no less than five weapons strapped to his back can walk in and hit the dance floor...

He had reach, but she had flexibility....

You know for a secret organization Cerberus sure likes painting their logo on everything....

He must be really new at the Mercenary thing if no one's shot at him...

In what movie does patrick stewart tell someone to go fuck themselves?

ASSuming direct control!!

........what?

Amazing editing! Sent chills down my spine. If only Generations could have been this good...

Pedro Sandoval: Balls of Steel

When they make the movie they won't even have to bother with the casting....well, except for Shep, of .....

Great use of that Frasier episode! I think it was "The Doctor is Out"

The whole thing was hilarious. One of your best General, sir!

0:15 That's quite a hairy chest you have there, Counselor Troi...