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Ogden creates awkward situations in yoga studios throughout the San Fern...
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Ogden creates awkward situations in yoga studios throughout the San Fernando Valley. Dont worry folks he is in the teacher training program.
Produced by James McFadden and Tyler McFadden
Directed by Greg Thanos
Starring Avi Rothman and Brittney Kara.
Written by Avi Rothman.
Special thanks to www.GardenOfYoga.com!
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LAST EXIT: PUNTA JUNTA (announcement for Delia Brown exhibition with Cou...
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LAST EXIT: PUNTA JUNTA (announcement for Delia Brown exhibition with Country Club and Martha Otero, Los Angeles, 3/3-4/15, 2012)
Music - Nelson Marquez
Lyrics & Direction - Delia Brown
Videography & Editing - Nathan Sacharow
With performances by Evelyn Charlot & Morena Santos
LYRICS (with footnotes):
(Hmmm. This is a really interesting canvas.
Do you have anything with glitter, and pandas?)
Oh, you don't own me, Saatchi?
You don't need a gangsta bitch, like Apache?
Scotch me...Til' I blow up like Grotjahn
I'm a keep it cold so you better keep your coat on
I'm lookin' around, I see you've got a nice joint
But what's up with this empty wall? What's your price point?
The canon of expensiveness requires that you own things,
Big fat stone rings, hand-blown things.
You need to keep it currant, like a small grape -
You need this painting. I'll remove the tape.
D, life ain't an art fair. I'm not naïve -
I can see you're up to something, what you got up in your sleeve?
A guerrilla vacay -- a coup d'etat -
Uh-oh, this sounds like a brouhaha
What's up with the uprising, D? You think you're Libyan?
Not a revolution - a trip to the Caribbean!
(Yes! That's what I'm talking about, let's do this)
Damien Hirst-style , Richard Prince nurse-style
Fuck what was erstwhile, I'm through it like a turn-stile --
If you've got the gumption, meet me at the junction
[of] Viva La Vacacion [and] Conspicuous Consumption .
I'm pretty sure we can do this if we're clever:
It's off-season down on Saint - Whatever.
There's a lotta empty villas, from here to Anguilla
Pack your army gear, your camo mantilla
Haha! Now we're livin' on mangos and vanilla beans
Pick up some Tagalog tag-a-longs in the Phillipines
Hold up - to be specific,
Aren't the Phillipines like in the Pacific?
OK, now we're on a jet on our way to St Maarten
Ha ha! Now the party's startin'
But we gotta get away, they play too much Europop
Hijack a turboprop, fly that to Eden Rock
Back in St Barth, raidin' mini-bar vittles
Poor Frankie barfed, ate too many Skittles
We pilfer champagne and Evian waters
I bet they never saw hotter squatters
We hit Martinique on the way to Mustique ,
Hang with Mick Jagger for about a week
'Til all of these fancy-pants Brits show up
And we're feeling like we're 'bout to see our shit blown up
I'm like, see those kayaks there? Let's take those,
Paddle over to Turks and Caicos.
You've got some good ideas, some that are throwaways
But was I thinking when I said we should be stowaways?
In the hold of hundred foot yacht?
It was dank, and hot, I should have listened to Kat.
On deck, man in a white jacket, smokin' a cuban
We're like, What's up Captain Stubin'!
Nice pinkie ring, G, let me have that thingy -
He got so scared he jumped into a dinghy
He could see we're on a mission like San Juan Bautista,
Blowin' up spots like sexy Sandanistas
(we just watched him float away in the water, getting' smaller and smaller...
reminded me of Bas Jan Ader...bye-bye!!)
Punta Junta? We're almost there.
No Biennial again? I could almost care...
I feel like General Sherman when he took Savannah
Smokin' Romeo & Julieta , sippin' Havana
Club , I could stay forever, whatever the weather, man,
All I need's a paintbrush, a mic and a Leatherman
I'm on a thousand thread count, or on a hammock dozin'—
I should paint my own picture 'cause I can't stop posin'.
Our bivouac is bangin, havin' too much fun
And my hair's getting blonde from the sun...
What's next up? I got an empty flute to fill
See those villas up there on the hill? Yup.
That's Steve Martin's house at the top of the ridge
I bet he's not home, I bet that his fridge
Is chock full of Veuve , Let's move - sounds cool...
To the next infinity pool...
Chorus
Start packing like you got a new bong
Let's jam like my inbox, with Move-on
Mail . Ready-set-sail, let's make it happen
I'm mapping it out, we're on the route to
Punta Junta
Last exit: Punta Junta
copyright 2012 Delia Brown
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by Del Nel: Delia Brown (lyrics & vocals) & Nelson Marquez (musi...
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by Del Nel: Delia Brown (lyrics & vocals) & Nelson Marquez (music & production); additional vocals by Tracii McGregor
SCROLL DOWN FOR LYRICS
MP3 will soon be available on iTunes
Video:
Director & producer - Delia Brown
Camera - Ian Congdon
Editor - Michael Teisan
Post (Color correction, etc) - Inti Martinez
Thanks to Katya Meyer
YBs: Delia Brown, Tracii Mcgregor, Jasmine Vega, Naomi Yamada, Danielle Vaughn, Anna Lima, Melissa Ellis, Naomi Brooke,
Hippy Chick: Danielle Vaughn
Hot Yoga Teacher: Morena Santos
Male Yoga Students: Huey Pritchard, Joel Virgel
Yoga Dude #1: Keith "Carma" Bataille
Yoga Dude #2: Allen Tombello
Lady w/ Groceries: Marianne Brown
Shout out to James Brown for letting us shoot at Yoga Poser (an ashtanga & teacher training studio that was in Venice when we filmed, and has now moved to Fred Segal SM), the SM Real Food Daily staff for kindly tolerating the weirdos with stick-on soul patches and silly wigs, & sincere apologies to the teacher at Santa Monica Yoga whose class we accidentally disturbed...Namaste!
and P.S. for the record, this is not a response to the F&S Yoga Girl video - purely a coincidence...
Verse 1:
Urdva Mukha, Adho Mukha, stay present
The patchouli and tabouli scent isn't pleasant
What now? Holy cow -- Don't go into plow!
[fart]...Wow.
In an Iyengar class, you hold your pose
But apparently in this class, you hold your nose.
You make it hard to keep my heart chakra open,
Trustafarian troll, what? You're shower broken?
Your poses like that ugly top are all out of sequins/sequence
Clearly, you only do Ashtanga on the weekends.
Then, there she goes, into camel pose,
But -- ("but what?") - no camel toes!!
Everyone knows there's only one cause for that -
("A maxi-pad?") - now, roll up your mat.
Take your Tivas and your Guatemalan bag,
I guess you didn't know you shouldn't do inversions on the rag!
Chorus:
I'm a yoga bitch
See me sitting in lotus
I'm a yoga bitch
Yeah, try not to notice
My asana is causin' a bit of a scene,
I'm a yoga bitch
Nah mean?
I'm a yoga bitch
Namaste
I'm a yoga bitch
Get outta my way
I'm trying to get to class and my ass is late
I'm a yoga bitch, bitch!
Don't hate
Verse 2:
The stench was still lingering but less intense
So I lit a whole box...of incense.
I was halfway through suryanamascar B
With the oceanic sound of my ujayii
...It was like being in Mysore,
When in my dristi: Another eyesore!
Yoga dudes are confused if they think I wanna freak 'em
You upset me when you sweat me like Bikram.
"Hey, don't I recognize that chatturunga?
Did your hair used to be longer? And a little bit blonder?"
No. I'm pretty sure that wasn't me.
"Well if you're free would you like to meet for tea?"
Not really. Not if I have a choice.
Then I floss a vinyasa like Patabhi Jois.
"I've got a Groupon Coupon for a couples' colonic - "
I don't give a shit, so are you trying to be ironic?
Chorus
Verse 3:
This weanies hit more yoginis than [name of your local hot male yoga teacher here]
But hot as a hippy can be
Can he finance my yoga retreats in Tulum,
And put lines on the Noguchi table in my living room?
It's a phenomenon. Where there is kirtan
There's a dude with a soul patch who wants to get his flirt on.
He wants to read to you the Bhagavad Gita
Or Patanjali's sutras, in anjalay mudra.
Eats half your food, and wants to split the check.
Next, he'll want the Ganesh from off your neck.
You're a sensitive man with the sense of a Sanskrit
Rock. Please shut up when I talk.
You think these feathers run cheap?
Your pockets better run deep.
I gotta look like Hiawatha when I do my hatha,
I'm a yoga bitch I get down for my crown [7th] chakra.
Chorus
...is that your karma? Nice...
Every hombre and muchacho knows, yoga bitches are the top notch hoes...
When I say om, you say shanti. Om, shanti, om, shanti
I'm a yoga bitch. I'm a yoga bitch. I'm a yoga bitch. Don't hate.
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