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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
~Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
~I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
- George Bush
~Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
~If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
~When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
~Death is hereditary.
~Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
~Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
~Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
~The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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