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@RogerWazup007 you were constipated in your dream because your body didn't want you to shit your pants while asleep. same thing happens if you have to piss in your dream then wake up having to go for a leak.

@IlluminatReptilian dude you are on youtube. what did you expect?

what the fuck is a soul? moron

@Robi2009 he suffers from hasbeenitis

jesus makes me wanna puke.

americans are so scary!!!

"then no that's trash and garbage" is like saying "fuck freedom of expression unless you say what i believe"

people - stop arguing with religious people. they lack all courage, honesty and reason. you may as well argue with a freshly plopped turd.

twitter sucks. what's not to hate?

@FuhrerVonFreiberg lol

actually obama's words can be interpretted as an implication that insurance people are bad but that isn't the reason they do what they do. they do what they do to make money. besides, insurance companies are always robbing people. so what if obama spoke the truth.

jesus is dead he looks like crap

@EndWarMachine or else just a plain idiot

"we've all got imaginary friends, i've just grown out of mine"

well said

well they offend me. this is the 21st century. wake up assholes.

@cosmosmonger that's a half-assed troll if i ever saw one...

"he hates god"

not exactly. he knows god is a myth.

"from a crackhead in the 1980s"

brilliant

if so many scientists have proven climate change is caused by human activiy and if this is a threat to human survival why haven't the governments enacted and enforced strict laws to change human behavior?

iq means nothing. nice music on vid though.

@smitty221905 easter bunny bless you

@brucewillis2 it's because all religious people are cowards and egomaniacs. cowards because they are unable to say "i don't know" when they don't know the answer to a question. egomaniacs because even if gods existed why would they give a shit about us cockroaches called humans?

great hand. phil's fault for raising with trash preflop. he went against his own advice.

pfffff.... tyson was fighting mostly chumps for his first 37 fights. barely impressive.

buster douglas is the man. he knocked out this pansy.

@MrPorkchop044 idiot. babies come out of pussies...

this shows what a pussy diaz is. instead of taking it like a man, he quits like a big baby. if you look at many of diaz's victories they have been against weak fighters. good riddance whiner.

@Zimx02 you elitist asswipe. morons are entitled to their opinions too.

scientology is the lowest form of religion. how stupid do you have to be to believe that ron hubbard knows what happened 35 million years ago? that isn't rhetorical. how stupid do you have to be?

almost as good as flacco. nice throws terry.

snatorum's main talent is pulling hot, steamy turds out of his mouth.

gay people should be forced to live on a big island with hardcore christians. that would make a great reality show.

that wasn't a bad answer

you both wrong. while you sit jerking off to youtube, all those politicians are spending your tax money however they wish.

so what if blondes are dumb. they put out moer often. then again, maybe that's why...

00:46 = definition of gay. i thought christians hate gays?

@CorkPhop no one likes your cracker ass

@BlueShark20201 i had a painting of jesus made in my toilet bowl so he can enjoy my droppings

only assholes use twitter. yes the creator is rich but that doesn't change the fact.