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If the stormcloaks win it hurts both skyrim and the empire. It hurts the empire because the nords are some of the bravest warriors in tamriel and it hurts skyrim because without the empire's protection, the thalmor will plow right through it.

LOL I killed the emperor of Tamriel but I wont kill paarthurnax

10 years and the only rides worthy of competing with it are eejanika, millenium force, bizarro, and steel dragon 2000( Kingda Ka and Top thrill are too short).

@silverblue008 and midnite1233 You forgot the true king of roller coasters, X2

@EnragedSephiroth It may look similar but it's way smoother and far more intense

@JEREMYYMEREJ1 First of all they're 2 completely different rides, Green Lantern in LA is small but has intense drops, but the one in New Jersey is one you stand up on, second of all Magic Mountain already has Riddler's Revenge which is taller and faster than your version, so comparing the 2 rides...

Mom: It's time for bed

Me: 1 more video

Mom: Ok

Me: (Trollface)

true story

@BigTalph but this meme is still alive same for Chuck Norris

I will sabatoge justin bieber's funeral and have this play when that little prick dies

@legofilms4fun and it does have lyrics Here they are:trololololololololololololololololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololollololololollolololollololololollol­ololololloollololololololololloollolollololololollolololollo­lolololollolollolololollololollolololollolollolollolololollo­lolololl...

Fus - U

Ro - Mad

Dah - bro

Problem, 7000 steps, u jelly Aringer, u mad Bethesda

You're actually helping him more than trolling him

If there is another zombies here is my theory: Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo, and Gersch( I don't want to play a little girl again) go back in time to stop Richtofen from creating the zombies and preventing the world from blowing up

Saddest deaths

1 Soap's death

2 Ghost and Roach's death

3 Dmitri's death

4 Roebuck's death

5 Gaz and Griggs death

Most heroic deaths

1 Sandman's death

2 Reznov's death

3 Gaz and Griggs death

4 Yuri's death( he died saving Price's life)

5 Soap's death(he died saving Yuri's life)

R U from the future?

@WildBuck007 If Skyrim was ever meant to be realistic, would it have dragons, giants, spells, trolls(outside the internet), soul gems, or potions. No, not every game is suppose to be realistic

1/5 lizard 1/5 dragon 1/5 man 1/5 wolf 1/5 vampire

to everyone who says they killed shadowmere, look at his f*cking health bar

@H3llJump3r402 And his piss was the death star's laser beam

Russia was going to use this as a song of mass trolling against the Nazis but they decided it was to powerful for any man to handle so they went with the nuke 20 years later instead. But some fellow trolls trolled the russians to get the blueprints and here it is

Hush fellow trolls. Our master has something to say

That little girl hired bandits to try to kill me. They stood no chance of course

@Kravrathian I'm pretty sure a troll's favorite thing is to get flamed

lightning storm with perks + 4 enchanted equipment with -25% destruction cost with perks= a weightless gatling laser with unlimited ammo but slower usage

@zscipion Greybeards and other storyline-essential characters can't die

@EZExploits BEST TEACHER EVER!!!!!

Chuck Norris dragonborn? Nah. He's Akatosh

Now do 100 alduins vs Chuck Norris

@BroWaffles An adventurer wanted to become a guard so that other one was performing the rite of passage with him >---------l> (knee)

To all who say it wasn't worth it, go to a nordic crypt you've never been in and open every urn you see. Then tell me it's useless with a straight face

Why does paarthurnax call it earth when in game it's called Nirn

He's wearing whiterun guard armor. First an arrow to the knee. Now a mountain to the face

He has a daedric arrow quiver but Peter has a steel arrow in him. Is it bad that I noticed that?

In order to make Chuck Norris you need the following mods

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999­99999999999999999999999999 damage unarmed

unlimited health,...

When a tactical nuke hits it really means chuck norris is about to join the match

Chuck Norris called. He wants his toothpick back

If I could I would challenge the entire Admeri Domini to try to kill me. They won't stand a chance with my 354 dmg enchanted daedric warhammer and daedric armor with a crap load of potions. And when they finally beg finally beg for mercy I will order them to leave skyrim or face anhillation

I don't like either faction. Ulfric Stormcloak is a traitor while the imperials are the thalmor's puppets. I just worked with Ulfric to get the achievement. Thalmor are by far the worst though

@burritoboy726 I wear 2 handed enchanted armor ring and necklace and I used smithing potions when I upgraded it