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2 days ago
Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'
Suspect Alex Croft, who has a ton of black friends, planned to kill Obama because of his socialist agenda—not because of his skin color.
TheOnion • 587,970 views
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2 days ago
Big Time Rush - Any Kind Of Guy
Music video by Big Time Rush performing Any Kind Of Guy. (C) 2010 Sony Music Entertainment
BigTimeRushVevo • 395,112 views
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3 days ago
Corinne Bailey Rae - Put Your Records On
Put Your Records On
beefNbroccli • 5,487,613 views
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3 days ago
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4 days ago
Justin Bieber Gets His 18th Birthday Present on the Show!
The music megastar was here celebrating his 18th birthday and he got a huge surprise birthday present! Find out what it was right here.
TheEllenShow • 3,789,647 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@ChipTheHamburger
LOL That's what I was thinking!
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1 week ago
Movie: The Movie
Jimmy Kimmel Live - Movie: The Movie
Jimmy Kimmel Live's YouTube channel features clips and recaps of every episode from the late night TV show on...
JimmyKimmelLive • 13,221,668 views
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Spot the letter that doesn't belong: aaaaaส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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1 week ago
What Boys Do In The Bathroom In The Morning
Please subscribe to my channel and my vlog channel! I make new videos here every Wednesday and make vlogs during my majestical daily life.
JennaM...
JennaMarbles • 4,862,746 views
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commented:
My dick is way too big to fit into a shampoo bottle. It fits perfectly in a toilet paper roll though..
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1 week ago
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls
Music video by Sean Kingston performing Beautiful Girls. (c) 2007 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
seankingstonVEVO • 70,054,850 views
mortalcottonslasher1
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@xDavexCA
Owl City is in your "Swag" playlist? LOL.
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1 week ago
Dear Reply Girls...
Please, ladies, just put them away... You know you can do better than that.
Please Comment, Like, Share, Favourite & Subscribe! Thanks!
Follow me...
icklenellierose • 114,627 views
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The 5 percent jerk off to them.
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1 week ago
Amazing Morgan Freeman Impression (plus 3 others)
Comedian/voice actor, Josh Robert Thompson ("Family Guy," "Late Late Show," "More Than"), performs some of his most famous impressions.
Josh also ...
joshrobertthompson • 3,030,707 views
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favorited.
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1 week ago
Scientists Find Skeleton Of Nature's First Sexual Predator
Paleontologists believe the intact skeleton could shed light on the bizarre fetishes of this pervert dinosaur.
TheOnion • 944,932 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@troublesome07
Yes. I do realize that lol
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1 week ago
Re: sick kid testing out a tablet in best buy 'kid testing out tablet' wooo delete! thoughts
sick kid testing out a tablet in best buy
thoughts/ review
Hey folks if you ever test a tablet and record a vid on it before buying it remember to...
markandrobtv2 • 1,170 views
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@desigu
Where was the Bestbuy that you find the video in?
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1 week ago
sick kid testing out a tablet in best buy
#PROTIP. when testing out a tablet in bestbuy... don't forget to delete anything you might have recorded... before somebody like me finds it and em...
desigu • 596,167 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@Polium101
dude stfu
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2 weeks ago
Dr. Dre - Ring Ding Dong
Dr. Dre - Ring Ding Dong ("Keep Their Heads Ringin'")
ron123456 • 7,953,874 views
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2 weeks ago
How to Get a White Girl (ft. Jenna Marbles)
eGO the Cholo has had no luck with Black Girls or Asian Girls...Lets see if he gets this Guera (White Girl)!
HOW to get a Black Girl: http://www.y...
SUPEReeeGO • 778,710 views
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She's hawt.
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2 weeks ago
LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It
Music video by LMFAO performing Sexy and I Know It. Get it on iTunes: http://glnk.it/dt © 2011 Interscope Records
LMFAOVEVO • 217,935,290 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@fabianguedel
Miranda kerr i think
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2 weeks ago
Linappropriate
Caught Lin the act... (ok we'll stop). We rarely make stuff about pop culture/news, but we're so proud of Jeremy Lin that we had to make something ...
WongFuProductions • 677,727 views
mortalcottonslasher1
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@Deslliii
You bastard.
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2 weeks ago
Justin Bieber at Tim Hortons IN CANADA!
A video of Justin Bieber ordering doughnuts in Canada at Tim Hortons...AKA crack house.
I own nothing! =)
xJustinBieberFever • 97,083 views
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commented:
I saw a tim hortons in america...but in the north of course
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2 weeks ago
What to do when she smiles www.PracticalHappiness.com
You smile at her, she smiles at you, but... how to meet her? Find out here!
arkady39 • 163,330 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
WHY does shit have to be so damn difficult????
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2 weeks ago
ALYSSA BUSTAMANTE RIDING ON SCHOOL BUS LAST YEAR
This is a video filmed by a classmate showing Alyssa Bustamante behaving like a typical teen riding on a school bus. She is shown being loud, laugh...
23K4U • 109,794 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@xXDannyDARKNESSXx
She'd bite off your willy.
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2 weeks ago
Facebook Parenting- continued
My daughter Hanna still hasn't learned her lesson. Well she's got another learn comin'.
See the original! http://www.youtube.com/watc......
barelypolitical • 883,684 views
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2 weeks ago
Chisora slaps Klitschko's face: Weigh-in in Munich
http://www.bokser.org - Witalij Kliczko - Dereck Chisora: Największy portal bokserski w Polsce przedstawia nagranie z ceremonii ważenia przed pojed...
bokserorg • 2,060,590 views
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That guy has a lot of balls.
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2 weeks ago
Mario Bros vs Wright Bros. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2
Download this song: http://bit.ly/MarioRap
Click to tweet this vid-ee-oh! http://clicktotweet.com/c534e
NicePeter Live SHOWS IN USA: http://thed...
ERB • 14,337,500 views
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FUCK mario bros. Wright bros are legendary.
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2 weeks ago
Ferris Bueller's NOT!! Day Off
Watch more of today's news http://youtube.com/sourcefed
Ferris Bueller's viral ad for a possible sequel is in fact just a disappointing HONDA CRV ...
SourceFed • 160,403 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@VlogsNStuff11
Fuck yes.
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3 weeks ago
Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)
Music video by Kelly Clarkson performing Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You). (C) 2011 RCA Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment
kellyclarksonVEVO • 18,128,531 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@kellycIarksonVEVO
Thanks for keeping pop music alive!
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3 weeks ago
Luis Scola on Kevin Love stepping on his face
Luis Scola talks in the locker room after Houston's 100-91 loss to the Minnesota Timberwolves on 2/4/2012. Scola was ask...
RocketsRed • 384,261 views
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commented:
My boy klove with them 3dubz
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1 month ago
Ben E. King - Stand By Me
Ben E. King - Stand By Me
nyrainbow4 • 4,472,886 views
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commented:
Go Pats.
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1 month ago
Inside View of a Kiss - GROSS
SUBSCRIBE!
vidooch • 3,470,767 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@xXJK1NGXx
WTF? You watched this in school? Where the fuck do you go to school???
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1 month ago
Old Spice | Bounce
Is Bounce power spray the most Old Spicy dryer bar in the entire outdoor fresh area? You smell it is!
Created by W+K. Directed by Tim and Eric fro...
OldSpice • 4,609,902 views
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commented:
@GETSHlTON
I'm Black but I didn't like your comment. I thought it was a rather cheap way to get a "thumbs up".
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1 month ago
Ghetto Black Man Barks at Judge
Straight out of the hood where education is no longer valued.
kmcl11 • 206,185 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@sezuor
Typical ignorant jackass(you).
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1 month ago
Johnny Depp's Reaction When Told He's Shy
Johnny Depp, 1993.
SamFisherCell • 1,045,036 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@MrPill0w1
Especially when girls say it...it pisses me the fuck off
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1 month ago
The Dog Strikes Back: 2012 Volkswagen Game Day Commercial
In this extended version of our 2012 Game Day commercial, the sporty, all-new 2012 Volkswagen Beetle inspires Bolt the dog to get in shape, and an ...
Volkswagen • 13,847,829 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@HTronsor
Wow it actually worked!
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1 month ago
demi
gavonlaessig • 1,090,538 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@mikeroa1
Oh yeah? I started kissing before I was BORN
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1 month ago
The Skin Gun
Since the video is blocked in some countries I re-uploaded this so others could see. Enjoy!
***UPDATE 2/17/2011***
A lot of people have doubts tha...
XSilvenX • 2,739,241 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@NavySeal507
SAME. But I'm glad i came here this was awesome
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1 month ago
Old Spice | Boat
Use Old Spice Body Wash and get ready for a manly moustache surprise.
Join us on Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/Old...
OldSpice • 7,697,245 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@fireon3
LOL NICE
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1 month ago
Griffin's INSANE dunk of the year!
Check out Blake Griffin as he soars for this INCREDIBLE dunk and posterizes Kendrick Perkins with the one-handed finish way above the rim!
NBA • 4,755,556 views
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commented:
He seriously deleted his twitter account after this.
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1 month ago
Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe (Explicit)
Music video by Nicki Minaj performing Stupid Hoe (Explicit). (C) 2012 Cash Money Records Inc.
NickiMinajAtVEVO • 37,956,025 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@KingGuddles
Pretty much everything actually.
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1 month ago
High Five Etiquette
Tripp and Tyler, with the help of mentor Herb Tankersleigh, discuss the do's and don'ts of proper high-five execution.
dontbethatguyfilms • 822,676 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
The 12 stepper can be really embarrasing sometimes when it happens to u
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1 month ago
Sh*t Nobody Says
Phrases you will often never hear.
Created by Tripp and Tyler -- @trippcrosby @tylerstanton
Written by: Tripp Crosby, Tyler Stanton, Parker & Lau...
dontbethatguyfilms • 7,274,324 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
The beatles suck in my opinion
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1 month ago
David Rudisha 1:41.09 World Record in Berlin - HQ
Berlin (Germany), August 22nd, 2010 - David Rudisha of Kenya broke the 800 meters world record during the ISTAF meeting
luchem2 • 420,120 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
Is anyone currently in Indoor Track?
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1 month ago
1972 Olympic 800m Final (Hi Quality)
Better quality video than other 800m finals video. Dave Wottle gives us one of the most brilliant Olympic performances ever, or at least the most u...
runner1972yahoo • 431,694 views
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commented:
I wonder how much that hat is worth now.
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1 month ago
Go Go Gadget - Hip Hop | Paradox from Holland | Funkin' Stylez, Dusseldorf, Germany | YAK FILMS
Music "Gadget" by Ta-ku
http://soundcloud.com/takug...
www.facebook.com/takugotbeats
www.soundcloud.com/takugotbeat
s www.ta-ku...
YAKfilms • 106,267 views
mortalcottonslasher1
commented:
@USAsoccerfan18
Mine too. I would watch this show at noon right before I went to kindergarten.
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1 month ago
Bill Maher gets OWNED by Guests for Supporting SOPA
Bill Maher seems to think that just because his crappy religious hit piece "Religulous" was pirated, that Washington D.C. should control the intern...
vic3003 • 1,452,135 views
mortalcottonslasher1
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SOPA mirrors the principles of the communist regimes in our society today. A completely ridiculous and unnecessary bill.
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1 month ago
The Bark Side: 2012 Volkswagen Game Day Commercial Teaser
A canine chorus barks a familiar tune. A canine chorus barks a familiar tune in our Game Day teaser. Watch our 2012 Game Day commercial—it will all...
Volkswagen • 15,358,791 views
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1 month ago
Boomer Breaks the Backboard on a dunk!
Watch Boomer, The Pacers' Panther, break the backboard at the New Palestine vs. Triton Central basketball game.
sdslick • 4,675,737 views
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@nikosour
I doubt he'll have to pay.
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1 month ago
A Message from Gabby
Video Transcript:
"Arizona is my home, always will be. A lot has happened over the past year. We cannot change that. But I know on the issues we f...
ggiffords • 827,767 views
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commented:
Good luck Gabrielle Giffords...I hope you fully recover.
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1 month ago
Infant Girl to Young Woman - Age Progression Morph
Baby Girl Morphs Into a Young Woman
1wfc1 • 433,197 views
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1 month ago
Improv Everywhere - No Pants Subway Ride 2012
More: http://improveverywhere.com...
Like us on Facebook: http://facebook.com/improv....
Follow us on twi...
ImprovEverywhere • 13,044,013 views
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commented:
This was posted on the day I became a man.
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1 month ago
Who do Asian girls date??
a subscriber suggested i make a video about who asian girls date and why. i do not mean to sound racist in any way, shape, or form. i love people:)...
erinsaki • 213,759 views
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commented:
I'm Black and I approve of this message. :)
I lost it at 1:58.