The life story of young Alexandra The Maskus is a short and weird one. She was born in a huge Canadian city on July 15th, 1993. Almost right away, her parents could tell that she was bound for stardom.
...well, no. But they still thought she was pretty rad.
..no they didn't. Just shut up, okay?

At the age of 2, she was moved to a small canadian hick town, where she still resides today. Not saying which town it is. Hah. She lives in a large blue house (half blue, actually, her family never finished painting it) with her mother and father. There used to be a sister but she left. The property includes a huge lawn that is as hard as hell to keep mowed, a shit load of animals, and a big barn that is falling apart because it's like 200 years old and they're all lazy asses who can't be bothered to get it fixed.

Young Monstermaskus enjoys long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, caviar, and violins.

Actually, Monstermaskus hates the beach because she got her toe broken by a crab at a young age (SO DON'T ASK ME TO GO TO THE BEACH. THIS MEANS YOU, MICHELLE). The only reason that she likes candle lit dinners is because she's a pyromaniac. She thinks caviar tastes like goat shit and the only type of violin music that she likes is the solo in "Dust In The Wind".

Her appearance is pretty odd. She is about 5'11, and lives in a town where everyone else (especially hot boys...) are about 5'5. She has red hair that never behaves the way she wants it to, pale skin, and freckles. She is also pretty chubby, which she is quite proud of for some odd reason.

Monstermaskus has, on many occasions, surprised a great number of people by telling them that she has friends. She actually surprised herself. Either way, her friends don't really care how weird she acts. Though a couple of them will slap her accross the face if she embarrasses them too much. Her best friends are Kristin, Michelle and Michaela.

To this day, she is still extremely weird. She enjoys making and watching videos, and parties hard every time she gets a new subscriber. Well, not really. But she likes getting subscribers.