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Dear youtubers. Please don't quote straight from the vid unless you are going to comment on it. Chuck Norris would not beat Grendal with a fork, spoon, cotton bud etc. And NO, IT WILL NOT BLEND.

@ilaughalot99 No, it wont.

@GeneticallySuperior1 I wouldn't be so careful

@LD9user Thanks, I might try both but for this challange I'll do overhand, if I actually get off my lazy ass and do it.

@HakuCell That's so that you can choose the width that suits you. Also, narrow works more triceps and less chest, wider works more chest and less triceps. Try it.

@MrChristianPerales Gotta love a good spankin from mom. Ooooo yeahhhhh!

@woodenhats I seriously believe that is the best ever comment on the tube. Keep up the good work.

@kirkwooder Earthquakes aint that bad. Being the guy who drops one and fucks the whole thing for your team, now that's awkward.

I used to be able to punch faster than that, back in the 90s on Street Fighter II

@brundleflyy I think it's just a misleading title. What it means is Kung Fu fighter vs UFC fighter at a kind of boxing match. It's not really kung fu or ufc if normal boxing gloves are worn.

I don't believe you. How do you know buildings have builders? Have you ever met a builder? Have you ever seen a builder at work? I don't think so.

@Harizl Well said.

@samadamas And people who don't get british humor

@MrPompka1 Thanks for pointing that out. Nobody else in the entire world was smart enough to see that.

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@UtherPendragan If you are going to pick on grammar, make sure yours is perfect first. I am sure you intended to say "I'm" not "Im" right? I don't seriously think you are on anything, I think you are taking the piss. Tell me, has any of your research concerning life on Mars been peer reviewed?

The Amazing Randi will solve this one.

Be careful when picking nose

@jesusFishBoy26 I'm glad to see someone gets it.

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The Shaolin monk's secret weapon is his ability to make the opponent mysteriously freeze for a few seconds after throwing a punch.

Someone needs to kiss them better

@CharaO9000 How original (sigh)

@DeadJesus100 Are you serious? You're too funny, I can hardly wait for your next comment.

@CodedRhythm Thankfully not the best Britain has to offer.

@Liberum69 Well if you use my mom's orgasm word you must think my mom is pretty cool. Also, how do you know this? Were you spying on my parents or have you been with my mom?

I can't believe how funny that was. Maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen.

@sophie19953 Yes, unless they're funny.

@thejerber44 Maybe it's for mis-direction.

@MrChiptatum Yup, whatever you say man.

Ok, I'm not gonna make a comment about being in "that wierd part of youtube", but that was pretty wierd.

@bkeeblur No it's fine, just take some stones.

@bigcpop74 If God gave us the ability to know what's right and wrong, what's up with the tree of the knowledge of good and evil?