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WTF? Why's Christian Bale's still playing Batman? I thought Michael Bolton was taking his place!

I love it when I'm trying to stock an aisle and a customer decides that he or she wants to shop right where I'm working at. They'll literally walks past everything else in the aisle and stand right next to me and stare at where I'm stocking. I've gotten to where I ignore and keep working. My othe...

What bothers me is that children aren't allowed to make decisions for themselves. They can't fathom the idea that a sexual predator could be lurking around the corner watching them. So, they're at an even bigger risk than in normal society. When something like this happens the people at the camp ...

thumbs up if you only comments to get people to give you thumbs ups.

@Skyheartstar777 Why do I automatically assume that wings mean a bird can fly? Because that's their normal function and I'm asking you why would there be flightless birds with them. I want to know why God made them that way. Darwinism can explain it. But, if it's wrong, I want to know what relig...

In the beginning of the video I thought, "They're not big of a threat! Hell! no one in their military have knees!"

I don't know why anyone would be offended by this. Hell! You give a Tea Party guy a picture of Sarah Palin and a bottle of hand lotion; what do you think he'll do?

This is one of those overly simplistic arguments that people make regarding something that they themselves don't understand. As a result, they make the assumption that others don't have an understanding of it as well and won't have an argument to counter with. Well, if your argument is that the b...

I find him to be a very interesting and articulate, But, I have one question; if he's not religious, then why does his nose seem to be pointing towards Mecca?

Mmmmmmmm!!!!! Sang it!!!!!!!!

No Stevie Ray Vaughan video should be under 500,000 views! This is a treasure!

The Pentagon needs to invest in an army of Butterbeans

That poor guy's not dancing! He's having a fucking seizure! Somebody call the ambulance!

Boy! I bet he takes some nasty shits.

Snap into a Slim Jim!!!!!!!!

*WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE. YOUR INTERCOURSE SCENE WILL BE HERE SHORTLY.*

He just fucking pops in and says something random bullshit and then disappears. WTF?!!!

This is the reason why atheists exist.

Who knew Henry Rollins was such a badass on guitar

@gitrdun57 Oh shut the fuck up.

@thesmnewstead Well, eventually we need to come to the conclusion that neither one of us will convince the other. So, I'll just give one last opinion and let you finish this whole debate. If the mother's truly incapable of calming her child, she can (out of consideration) take the child out of t...

She being in a Stalinist state makes me wonder if she even has an idea how many people know who she is and have seen her play.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME FOR TABS -

Geez imagine what it will be like when this asshole discovers single string picking. The next thing he'll be doing is requesting that all of his viewers not ask him for a fucking autograph. BTW, can I get some tabs for this IMPOSSIBLE piece?

@ohblimey21 Oh dear yet another asshole who criticizes a perfectly decent rendition of a guitar solo (one of the few on YouTube) because he himself cannot play worth a shit. Since when are hammer-ons and playing with distortion considered cheating in any way? That's the dumbest fucking thing I'v...