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@EpicF4iLx23 Never happen unless the Pats find a new way to know their opponents plays in advance.

@adamgrogory Actually, one of the dinosaurs biggest problems was that they weren't adaptable and, in most cases, not very smart either. Due to climate change, the dinosaurs were already in decline, and well on their way to extinction before the asteroid impact.

That was easy. What do I win?

Being a Steelers fan, this is the closest I've ever come to feeling sorry for Baltimore. I know of at least two Ravens players who can look forward to many months of death threats, sugared gas tanks, and garbage thrown on their lawn.

I bet you're one of those people who see Jesus on toast.

This can't be real. Everybody knows that sand people travel in single file to hide their numbers.

You must have made a wrong turn. This is actually Area 56.

Take a good look kids. This is what prolonged drug use does to your brain.

My god! The birds are involved too? Who isn't part of this conspiracy?

@SimplisticSusans7o67 i stand corrected. the camera claimed to be used was fixed focus. not sure if that makes matters any better though since the cameraman would've known that.

That's actually me wearing an alien mask in case one of my neighbors catch me masturbating outside their window.

Always leave room on top of the pyramid for your ghost friends.

Yeah, that looks really safe. I think I'll take my chances in the tower.

I'm automatically suspicious when someone goes outside in the middle of the night to film their cat for no apparent reason.

Basic Logic 101...ok, let's see. Tree falling in the forest when nobody heard it...sounds right. Burglar not being heard while sneaking through someones house in the middle of the night.. still with you there. Deafening explosives not heard over a telephone constructed after 1960... you lost me o...

I agree with Jconnorify. Huge waste of munitions. I'd prefer that they sneak up behind them and snap their necks Chuck Norris style, but that's probably a little impractical.

That would be interesting had it not come from a man who says something incredibly retarded almost everyday.

@usaSAVAGE I defy you to produce one shred of evidence, even a name, of one of these police officers or firemen who stated that they heard many bombs going off. I'll be eagerly awaiting your sure to be retarded response.

@999II0OlllO0II666 It tells you everything you need to know about truthers that zoomorphicrap would single out the most logical comment I've seen here and mock it.

That's right. The government will only put up with you trying to spread "the truth" for 6-9 years. Any longer than that and your ass is dead.

I'm a little afraid to go out in public now, knowing that there are people this stupid roaming around.

My god! You've proved the existence of clouds.

How do you know it's not a ghost pedophile?

The only thing more frustrating than trying to catch that monkey for an hour is seeing someone else do it in 2 seconds.

Osama bin Laden is on the internet in his cave right now laughing at how stupid so many Americans are.