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Sometimes you just have to go with the flow.........
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Well Im thinking of starting a religion
Ill be my own prophet, saint and monk
Other religions Ill re-hash, Ill make myself loads of cash.
Well, it seems a good idea when Im drunk
And Ill pinch a bit from all the others
Ill have Christmas, its so heartfelt
Ill keep the bits that are really nice, like virgins in paradise,
But I think Ill skip the semtex belt

Chorus..
So Im starting up my own religion,
With only the best bits in
From other faiths Ill take just a smidgeon
And Ill decide, whats a sin
So Im starting up my own religion,
Believe in me and you wont go wrong
Yes Im starting up my own religion,
And Im.. making it up as I go along


From Judaism I think Ill claim the Sabbath
Well its good to have an extra days rest
I wont start a holy war, or persecute through religious law
Those who dont say Im the best..
From Buddhism Ill take meditation
Relaxation now thats the key
From Rastafarians Ill take grass, catholic wine would be a laugh.
But I think Ill skip being nailed to a tree


Ill consecrate every bar that I enter
Ill bless you when you buy me a beer
And therell be laying on of hands, on women through out the land
Other peoples credulity is a great career
Ill take a small percentage of your wages
Just to cover expenses.. you see
And Ill tell you what you want to hear, no absurdity is too severe
Ill even have politicians that believe in me

Chorus + (as 2nd chorus tune)
So Im starting up my own religion,
Because frankly all the rest are shite
So Im starting up my own religion,
And Ill decide whats wrong or right
So Im starting up my own religion,
From now on my life will tax free
Yes Im starting up my own religion,
Because I believe in me...
Because I believe in ME.

IN: Hedonism, but only when kneeling
OUT: Eternal damnation as portrayed by Hieronymus Bosch.. (unless thats what does it for you)
IN: Selling of favours
OUT: Selling of religious relics (I like me as I am)
IN: Original sin
OUT: Original sin
IN: 72 virgins
OUT: 72 virgins
IN: Religious tolerance and an ecumenical understanding at closing time
OUT: Official pub closing hours
IN: Sainthoods for the lads
OUT: Female martyrdom
IN: Eternal life if you want it..
OUT: Simon Cowell
IN: Us
OUT: Them
IN: DILLIGAF
OUT: Fundamentalism
IN: ME !! (less info)