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@corduroycadaver OH, I still make them eyes at you, Herbie! Your glaucoma is just flaring up lately, & you blink as tho you see right thru me! I know it's your age, & that I am still a VERY desirable woman! I get mistaken for Helen Mirren at least 2x a fortnight! Just last night, over liver n oni...

@corduroycadaver HA I glad you understand Tiny Wayne better! I think he good man! It not his fault he Tiny, just as it not Mikael fault he tardicaca! But I confessional secret! See, this video not Mikael's 1st time make fuck! No! He plow my vagine when I just girl & my body make blood for 1st tim...

@corduroycadaver OH THAT SO? Tell me, darling hubbie, do *I* resemble a choir boy to you? I know I have an elfin crop haircut, but I only shed my ass length silvery locks to resemble your Beiber! I know you like em like tinkerbell! Anyway, by 'handsome', Father O'F meant SMOKIN HOT! & It's not ju...

@stelet1 Btw, you're clearly the one with no life! At least Herbie and I can have a hearty laugh, but if you think this is the pinnacle of music, well, sugartits, you have a long way to go!!! I bet you think the Fight Club is the pinnacle of film! HA, you young little chodes really give me a hear...

@MeesterLogan WHO?!? Wha? Who are you, young man, & what, may I ask, are you doing on a Chesney Hawkins page!? I checked your tawdry little profile & it says you're just a yougun at 20 years of age? So how do you know this prolific artist & hearthrob beloved by milfs & gilfs throughout the UK? Yo...

@corduroycadaver ITS NOT TRACEY!!! I did a little search (thanks Timothy!) & lo & behold, it's some bloke named Trace! Ha, such odd names these days, 1st Applebottom Paltrow, now Trace? Anyway, he's related to that Barley Marley Cyrus sensation, the one Chadwick makes us endure in the minivan sin...