Unicorns are sexy.

I heard you good with them chopsticks.
Yeah you know.Food to mouth.The price is for a #9 is 8 something right? Cuz I've been tryna order out,ooow.Green peas,fried rice.I eat alot in the night time.Okay, away i go, i heard your food on the radio.....Get a plate say you wanted broccoli beef even though you wanted steak.You just waitin on the stemed rice to finish, girl.I could finish all my food in twenty minutes,girl.Gimme more,gimme more,eat a lot.It's kinda hot,get water,drink a lot.I could get you more food we staying all day.Soon as you done,the food i'mma eat is....
Banana, for dessert.
Banana for dessert.
Banana for dessert.
For dessert,for dessert.


Just gonna stand there and hear me rawr.That's alright because I am a dinosaur.xD

One bright day in the middle of the night.
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other.
Drew their swords and shot one another.
The deaf police man heard the noise.
And came and killed the two dead boys.(Best camp song ever :D)

Bacon is bacon.Eggs are eggs.Don't let them boys between your legs....They say you're cute.They say you're fine.But nine months later they say, "It aint mine!"

I'm not a stalker...I just know things...By the way you're out of milk.


If a tomato is technically a fruit, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie?

"Dear Math,
Stop making us find your x. Shes not coming back.


Math, you've already been told to stop making us find your x because she's not coming back... and now you're trying to make us find out y..."

"I WANNA BE A PANDA BEAR, SO FREAKIN BAD.I EAT ALL KIND OF FOOD I EVER HAD.OH YEAH.I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF, ZOO MAGAZINE,SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE SHEEP.BUT EVERYTIME THEY CLOSE MY CAGE.I FEEL BIT MORE IN RANGE.THERES NO BODY WHO CAN SEE ME NOW OH YEAH"

I like eminem.I like skittles better.No i meant the rapper.What's so great about m&m wrappers?

Fergie taught me how to spell G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
Kesha taught me how to spell D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
Jason Derulo taught me how to spell S-O-L-O
Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Sponge Bob taught me how to spell F-U-N(:

Remember eat your school,stay in drugs, and don't do vegetables. wait....what?

When life gives you lemons,throw them away and say, "hey life.you're a b*tch.give me something better like....lemonade."

Let me make you laugh when you're sad. Let me be like Drake and say you're the best i ever had xD

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