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@humblemumble123 I was going to but I read your mind and you told me it was bullshit

I think the point of all the unsympathetic characters is to show how politics rots people from the inside until they are nothing more than machiavellian survivalists. I'm not 100% sure but I think Mr Iannuci hates what politics has become and hates most politicians, which is fair enough because t...

@kofydnb mine is......im 65 and they put me in prison for it

Looks like Terry Gilliam designed it

@apsert That is either one of the funniest things I've read or one of the most disturbing, everyone knows that the royal family are earthbound representatives of the lubaar aliens of the horsehead nebula. What you said was absurd.

"Alan, I love you"

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"Thanks a lot!"

@indivum The dutch language missed out on six votes to who? England and Holland share so much history that it seems silly to claim one is 'better' than the other. Let's be honest, the largest connection is a joint love of weed, sex, and a shared relief that we aren't German.

@jursle And to be fair, he does say in one of his books that whenever he has a conversation with a 'green' they always know more than him about the environment and have no problem proving him wrong. Clarkson is just a cartoon character, he admits that he doesn't believe everything he says.

@dubrinsa I did, fell flat on my face

@BossGotheric If you'd done that you would have ended up with Venus Williams

@closertofiftythanyew Jesus, don't be nice, i feel like a right cunt now. Anyway, sorry for going mental at you, I get really aggressive when i know no-ones gonna knock on my door and punch me. Please accept my apologies x (ps I probably am a bit gay, just seen troy and i got a tingle : /)

@Urielthemagicalcrab A.M. 180 by Grandaddy

@stevenuuu1212 Me too, we should get together and talk about who put the cunt in scunthorpe!

@Geoinmotion I think American comedians are too concerned with making people like them as people, as if anything offensive has to be followed with 'I'm only joking'. and American audiences are too respectful of comedians, in Britain audiences turn up, sit down and say 'go on then funny man,make m...

In this country do they make peanuts for homosexuals? .....Er, no.......Good!

@smokindapif It's by the ganja crew (Kru?) from the ganja label which was started by hype and zinc so he prob had something to do with it.

@Padaboummmm Or sexually surprised

Oh jesus, thats another animal too intelligent to eat, I'm going back to dolphins, fuck it.

Nice one Bruv (Or indeed Sis), did you do this on decks or cd mixers?

@IXPrometheusXI Yeah the ones from London do, this a fifties-style 'stiff upper lip' parody of their accent/dialogue which is a mix of cockney/afro-caribbean and Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi accents. But all kids speak like that regardless of their colour and creed which is a good thing even if i...

I'm so lonely.

Also the 666 was a mistranslation, the number of the beast is actually 616, 666 is the fax number of the beast, saw that on QI I did.

Dont worry about justin beiber, he's just the latest fart in a never ending guff cloud, soon he will be gone and, at the end of the day, no god would accept him into heaven. He'll be left to wander the void between worlds for ever, showing himself in the corners of our eyes only. Occasionally the...

congrats you cuntiferous fucktard, you're the king of the dicks.

@metalebd took ur advice, it turns out the phrase 'stupid cunts' is copyrighted and now im being sued

R Kelly... the inventor of operas for the blind

@kernel2006 nah its his ex missus, she was in bad girls and dead set, which he wrote, the girl in the lift plays claire in nathan barley which he wrote with chris morris x I Need A Life

If 'Dave' show bbc repeats why cant they show this, I'm certain it would be cheaper than top gear and about three million times more entertaining

Talk about stating the bleeding obvious.