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where was dennis newman? this was suppose to be his big return

@MatthewPolly hello! read tapped out and american shaolin, great reads both. i admire the way you put yourself on the line a la george plimpton. do you agree that the shaolin kung fu monks of today are pale goverment approved acrobats compared to the real masters that were run out of china years...

ward, im worried about the beaver

i would love to keep those eyes in a jar so i could enjoy them forever

buff your batarang???

south park was on this a long time ago ; at the end of the workout the shakeweight releases a cooling spray in your face

no powers under the red sun; does that mean supes turns into a quadreplegic? shouldnt he just be a normal guy?

BABELFISH! SHADES OF HITCHHIKERS!

it is so obvious- just pull the tubes out bats!

BLACK VULCAN WANTED TO CALL HIMSELF ELECTROMAN, BUT AQUAMAN TOLD HIM HE HAD TO CALL HIMSELF BLACK VULCAN. THEN VULCAN SAID 'HELL MAN WHY DONT WE JUST CALL YOU WHITEFISH???!!!!

3:40 - THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

11:00 FEETS DO YOUR STUFF!

my coffee sucks? i guess you dont want your dick sucked then? its a trade off with relashonships right guys?

her tag line should have been - I want to AXE you a question!

saccharine melodrama - whats happened to this show?

these are 3 drag queens

Bud has so much guilt over his past that he wants to be degraded and abused by lowlifes

00:40 - Helen! dont give Tesla a strait line like that!

@coolman9992 theres only one way to get your wish- say a prayer to our lord Satan in the center of a pentagram then slice the artery in your throte, then your life essence will be exchanged for Freddies rebirth. be brave and do this so that we may all enjoy his talent once again.

3:54- COME ON BABY THIS IS AREA 51!

henry does not like wearing a rubber. bareback henry they call him!

that is one sexy empath

superman can create diamonds -money is no object

why would watson have controls that cause him excrutiating pain?

3:10 we've got juice! how many times have we heard that, right people?

connor wears more eyeliner than she does

cameron sees what she is when she removes the chip. this is all i am.

ROHTUL?? LUTHOR!!!!

the beginning of the end for elvis

if somebody points a gun at you and says DONT COME NEAR ME do you start walking towards them?

when moe fell at 3:30 , he broke 2 ribs ,but still got up and finished the sceen,after which he passed out and was taken to hospital.

nice oral sex face

@armenchik619 isnt it weird that her name is MORLOCK ; thats the name of the horrible looking creatures in HG wells THE TIME MACHINE

LOTS OF- WHAT?

GET ME OUT OF THIS THING?! BATMAN WOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT. HES THE MASTER ESCAPE ARTIST.

@Filosorapt0r something about your comment makes me very sad.

@jbiebs188 any chance you could disappear? that way i could miss you more.

ELVIS WOULD NEVER STOOP SO LOW

WHO WAS THAT FAT BASTARD?

wergins!