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@emmerzzz4 same here. Doesn't matter that I've read the books; seeing the Realm handled so competently in a new medium than Prose makes it the next best thing to reading the series for the first time. Which I alas, cannot do, unless I bludgeon myself with a cudgel and forget the exponential aweso...

@tferg58 I agree with your words, and your concept. Your beliefs are correct.

'Goddamnit, and just last week I chose to not renew my Horse Collision insurance'

someone needs to reboot that Robot at 2:54. It's glitching up and stuttering

@spacialkritur

what you said. When I hear a song I don't know I just look up a lyric fragment on youtube and I always find it. That way I don't look dumb in the comment boards lol

@Squadillah

i'm going to just tell myself they're giving thumbs down to it not being the Red Band trailer.

Trailer editors: Just say NO to speed ramping.

@elephas17

yep. Duckie is his character from the movie Pretty in Pink.

How many artists can play a Talkbox, and actually know how to use the damn thing? P Thug, that's all I can think of in contemporary music

@mistermajestyck

And I just realized you commented 10 months ago, so you probably know that. Sorry, I'm baked. I thought I read 10 weeks ago

your enthusiastic voice over makes it seem like you're commentating on a UFC match heh

I was kidding. This is one of my favorite sketches on SCTV.

@rareretreats he is. There's a John Rabe memorial dedicated to him in Nanjing today

@TehSamurai totally

I hope the makers of this attrocity have their souls torn apart

did anyone think Crack was a glamor drug? In any era?

Lesson kids: If you're going to do hard drugs, just stay inside, don't go off wandering.

anyone else keep waiting for the guy to pull out his dick while he was watching himself on film, and start jacking it? I just think that would have been funny...

Those rats are acting pretty calmly if you ask me. If you shot a human up with LSD every other day and dropped them in a Glass-Plate maze, they'd be ripping their eyes out in the second day.

when did National Geographic get so COOL?

@swisscowboy313

What you said. Bees are vital to crop pollination, and they just happen to also make honey as a delicious side product. Destroying a Hornet or Wasp Hive would be pest control, destroying a Honeybee Hive when Bee populations are in Jeapardy would just bee stupid.

This is like 'Starship Troopers: Hive Wars'

Deadly Friend will never be one of my favorites, but that head explosion is definitely one for the ages.

If I could suggest a couple other good books for your collection, BOOK OF THE DEAD by FAB Press is really good. Sleazoid Express, although it's more general about Grindhouse cinema, not just horror.

That's gotta be hard on the Self Esteem; you have the genius twins, and then the younger brother just gets the shit end of the Genetic stick and blunders everything up.

I'm not Gay, But I am also not afraid of make-up. With Halloween looming, this is really great experience to learn. Thanks! you're a true master, You're looking Fine!

lemme get this straight; they can't use the dishwasher because the sink's backed up? It's called a Plunger you creeps

Shia Lebouef; the Bane of cinema. Mr. Spielberg, find another golden boy, the populace has rejected your submission.

the whole into is classic Film Noir. Everything you need to learn about how to make a good script is in Film Noir. What a great set-up scene.

@777amol

you have to take the lows with the highs, man. I don't think anyone in the West came out of the movie thinking Indians are a bunch of human sacrificing devils. Take it for what it is; a rousing adventure story that draws from the rich bedrock of the Hindu Mythology.

@Swigzabrewski

well I didn't know that, now I do, and thank you sir.

@Tiagnas

I agree. It's hobbled by it's low budget, but it integrates the 'classes' in a more believeable way. The first movie had that awful scene where the Dwarf in the Tavern (with what looked like red yarn for hair) joined the party apparently only because he got involved in a pub brawl. Wha...

I thought both actors had certain resemblances to Conan...but BOTH actors were wrong by Robert E. Howard's description. Conan should be more dark skinned, like he's half Apache or some other Aboriginal tribe. And his eyes were cold blue, and his hair was supposed to look like it was self-cut with...

It's impossible to overrstate how much Basil's score added to the awesomeness of Conan the Barbarian. Now he's gone, RIP, and he's playing the music you will hear when you arrive in Valhalla.

There's more passion and effort in this 10 mins than the 3 prequels put together. Good work guys.