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"I think that they are gonna have, they are gonna be fighting Deidre's last fight in the contrast to the later one and it's going to be better than usually."

"The match lasting about up until the particular inaccuracy, particular unusually, that should be the ultimate determinant factor in about...

@xXJakethesnake117Xx I just wanted you to know, that I know what you mean bro. If it's any consolation, you are at least not the only one. It is the worst feeling any one can experience, worse than any possible physical pain. The way loneliness feels sometimes, it's a feeling I wouldn't wish upon...

Me- Hey, girl, you look better with the lights off.

My girlfriend- *slaps the shit out of me*

Thanks a lot, New Boyz.

You're goddamn adorable, you know that?

Thumbs up if you are sick of people posting their corny bullshit stories about their girlfriend just to get more thumbs up.

I love how one of the suggested videos to the side is "Grape Drink" Sunny Delight Commercial.

This killed me. It really did.

She is HOT!!!

The dislike bar looks like Darth Vader's lightsaber.

CUTEST.GIRL.EVER.

CUTEST.GIRL.EVER.

-"Oh, Suzanne"

"What? What?"

"Chimneys gone"

"Oh no, what was that?"

"Doodlebug. I better get up there."

"Oh leave it."

"Bloody heavy handed them Germans, they're bloody heavy handed."

If I ever have a daughter, I am naming her Coraline just so I can sing this to her.

Selfishness is a virue~ Ayn Rand

Selfishness is a virtue~ Ayn Rand

Selfishness is a virtue~ Ayn Rand

Man, how depressing yet beautiful this song is.....

"Why do you have to wear those gloves when we're watching UFC? Why can't we just watch it?"

Lol

" YOU BROKE THE FREAKING WHAMMY BAR!!!"

I used to date Bloody Mary. Come to think of it she was coming and going a lot.......

This is the only thing good about Dinner For Schmucks.

Amy Winehouse was just a person who was not strong enough to deal with life without drugs even though she was rich and famous. Should we really feel pity and sympathy for such a person? There are people with much worse lives who do not turn to drugs, they just deal with things with strength and c...

I would bang you so hard you would die. Literally.

I'd like to give you 2 pounds in your cup you dopey bold cunt.

Man you are a dopey bold cunt for believing in such bollocks.

If you choose not to like or dislike this video you still have made a choice.

If you choose not to like or dislike this video you still have made a choice.

13 people have a different taste in music. And I don't respect that.

"I don't want Fop goddamnit, i'm a Dapper Dan Man!"

I'm a liberal, and Sarah Palin is pretty daft, but for some reason I really want to bang her brains out.

@TheChainsawNinja Oh ok thanks. You see I wasn't really aware of MacFarlane's political beliefs so you can see how that may have confused me.

You know BowieChick... you're kind of a faggot...

"To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprise visit?"

I've got a good mind to come over there and give you a nice tolchock, real horrorshow.

As I slooshied this viddy, I couldn't help but feel all the malenky little hairs on my neck stand up my little brothers. Viddy well little brothers and sisters, viddy well.

"Oh lovely lovely Ludwig!"

*Guy on the toilet*

"Why don't you have a seat?"

*Guy in his own house*

"What are you doing here?"

Lol

33 people need to go ahead and have a seat right over there......

@MaidOfOrleans1431 Woah chill out WhoreOfOrleans. First off, who the hell you are you? You understand that I was not even talking to you, right? I mean seriously you cared more about what I said than the person I said it to! So maybe..... get a life?