About this user
I live in a skip
Country
United Kingdom
Occupation
freegan
Interests
HEIGHT: Or is it spelt hieght? No, that looks wrong. Must be height. Fuck, now that looks wrong too. Let's try hite. No, that looks worse.
AGE: Hard to say, although I remember being born as if it were yesterday. All that blood and screaming and blinding white light. Hang on a mo, that WAS yesterday!
BOURNE: That Matt Damon, eh? Looks like Michael Ballack crossed with an undescended testicle.
LIKES: A full skip; the wonder of existence; big ladies' veiny funbags
DISLIKES: No drugs; the MAN; ferrets; anal rape