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I used to have a penis and I'm about 85% sure this is the correct pronunciation.

@TheLagunaSunrise No.

Polka Face?

"BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!"

That MUST go on the soundboard NOW! :D

@mothman197979 It is Trent, actually. How To Destroy Angels. The song is "Fur Lined."

Mitt Romney vs The Joker

In a weird way, it's kind of beautiful...

@Plato86 A dog standing over top of another dog is a sign of dominance. A dog sticking it's penis into a dog's anus is something else entirely. 1500 animal species (so far) have been scientifically observed engaging in homosexual behavior. Even if you (still) think being gay is a choice, the argu...

@samoka10 Not everyone is a sexist, ignorant douche-bag like you either.

@hiccupsdude Well played, good sir.

She'll also help you hide a dead body.

No, seriously. Try it.

@outpostflags Or maybe the poster I was responding to was regurgitating blatant lies perpetuated by the right-wing propaganda machine who brainwashes middle and working class Americans into thinking tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans create jobs, and voting for them is the patriotic, Christian...

@Easleytee No.

Just...no.

@regresseur Be glad you don't have a career in politics, kid. With your level of immaturity and sensitivity, you'd get eaten alive.

Damn, Manson. That's deep...

@CreationistVotebot99 Obvious troll is obvious.

TYT ARMY! OWS SUPPORTERS! PLEASE HELP!

My fellow protesters at #OccupyNashville have been given 24hrs to disband or be evicted by the Police. PLEASE contact the following people and tell them you support the occupation!

Mayor of Nashville (Karl Dean) (615) 862-6000

TN Govenor (Bill Haslam) 61...

@LiquorWreckedEmGood Wtf...that's it? Three paragraphs of opinions and no facts? That's your argument? Oh wait, you're a conservative, that's right. Facts are like Kryptonite to right wingers.

And I said nothing about oil. Nice straw man argument, dumbass. Also, Clinton screwed an intern. Bush s...

I wanna be Epic Creeper Man.

"Awwww, come on.....give me a breeeaaaaak...."

@RayWilliamJohansen What the fuck are you talking about? These institutions are self-proclaimed "Christian organizations" who attempt to convert non-Christian clients into Christians. What part of that was unclear to your brainwashed head?

Why is Rick Santorum even still in this race?

YES! New soundboard clips! :D

@mrsparex You do know Dr. Paul is against water boarding and all other forms of torture, right?

This is, without a doubt, the greatest video on Youtube.

@Seaworldexists You're out of touch with reality because you think "Physical force" is synonymous with torturing innocent civilians for a globalist agenda based on a modern day form of manifest destiny. You have constitutional RIGHTS guaranteed to you by the US Constitution, protected by the fede...

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The answer is "A."

@TheFullmetalRobert Mazzy Star - "Into Dust"