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dude with a beard can't deliver. Should perhaps get a better job. ( I do not mean Frankie Boyle, who cahn deliver. I mean the due with the bald head.

Sorry, but Clough was obviously drunk

the only theme tune that makes me want to go back and see my parents, who tried to kill me some 30 years back in the day. ah, nostalgia...

if god does not exitst, who wrote the Bible. Good Point. I suspect the person who wrote the bible was a women hating idiot. "all sins fall on Eve". So, to answer your question, it was an women hating idiot who wrote the Bible.

@FINDarkside This is totally unture. Bieber has no penis.

@okcomputer4 presumably, you was drunk

I made 500 yen vanish while trying this trick. I dropped it down a toilet. Sigh....

I like Vic and Bob, but I don't understand the bit about the duck. It is not a duck, or a pengiun, but I think Bob said that it is a buzzard or a hawk. I am not sure that Vic knows his animals.

I don't like this. It's not baseball.

Dermot Morgan did a Bruce Lee. Genius, and died at the peak.

idiot! i would rip your throat out too if you tried to photo me without some money up front while I was screwing my girl. And if I was a tiger.

lorraine kelly - cougmilf

mohammed = fraud and kiddy molester. BTW, if Islam is so true, why is it that muslims are so full of hate?

@MrAbid5 I do believe Mohammed was a child molester. Here is something from the Koran: Muhammad would bath with and fondle young Aisha

Bukhari (6:298) - Muhammad would take a bath with the little Aisha and fondle her.

Narrated 'Aisha:

The prophet and I used to take a bath from a single pot whil...

Definitely a hot girl. Not so funny, but none the less, good to look at. Just like Nigella!

I never understood why I mouse would willing expose himself to danger. Presumably, things such as money, patriotism and material gain ( there is only so much cheese a mouse can consume), would not be sufficient motivation for a mouse to run so much risk.

I skied down the slopes listening to the James Bond ski theme. Sheer beauty, until I crashed into someone.

Thanks for the upload, from Japan!!

Hell. Funniest Episode of funniest sitcom ever.

@BewareTheBeast Thanks for coming to my country and visiting the Moari, the white folks of NZ. Perhaps when you are down here you may run into to Maori. Not so white. You fucktard.

This song makes absolutely no sense - he says that smurfs only sing to this tune (i.e. the one we are listening to). I refuse to believe that this would be the only song that smurfs would sing to. There is a fundamental lack of logic here which makes me quite skeptical about other claims from the...

1 manto, 2 mantos, 3 manotoses

He may have done Madonna for the money and fame, but this, he done right!

Clint Eastwood bosses it.

@nosajj12345 I have definitive proof that his wig was not created in the USA, and therefore it is not legally possible that his wig be elected President of the US. Case closed.

Finally, I highly doubt that the HGTG is better selling that 53 more things to do in o gravity.

I hate the song. But the cat is awesome.

@inthepalais Annoyed is not the word. I am positively livid about this. Can you imagine going to a psychoanalyst and then having them raise their fees in the middle of the session? Puppets have rights too, you know!

godammit. if 2 people got sliced in half, that would mean 4 halves. Unless it was Earthworms, which would make it 8 halves. Now if it were amoeba, it would thusly be 2, then 4, then 8, then 16, then 32, then 127, and so on. the 127, is because I can't count.

It is called 8 out of 10 cats due to a popular advertising campaign where a pet food company called "Whiskas" claimed that 8 out of 10 cats preferred to eat Whiskas products. Actually, my cat did...

this would have been fantastic if the modern weapons had not been used

I don't know about the videos, but he has many CDs, such as "Goals" and "Maximum Achievement" or titles along that line. In any event, I have listened to many motivational tapes and speakers, and in my case at least, non of them are a panacea, but without a doubt Brian Tracy's are the best.

I am sorry , but I fail to see how this take on the muppet show can help solve the current economic crisis.

dammit

why on earth would a bird on a suicide mission go "Wheeee!!!" Surely "Allah Akbar" would be more appropriate.