|
mewkekoblackpanther favorited a video
(1 day ago)
(Parody of Teach Me How To Dougie by Cali Swag District)
Westerville South High School, Westerville, Ohio
aye! aye!
Teach me how to factor (aye!)
[Ver...
more
(Parody of Teach Me How To Dougie by Cali Swag District)
Westerville South High School, Westerville, Ohio
aye! aye!
Teach me how to factor (aye!)
[Verse 1:]
They be like Schultz
Can u teach me how to factor?
...Ya know why?
Cause all da students after (an A!)
All I need is a real good quadratic
And for you, you, you to back me up and check it!
Get your terms lined up...make 'em high to low
Look for a GCF, that's something everyone should know.
...We got two terms and a minus in the middle
...Now we cookin', like flippin' bacon on a griddle
Both the digits...gotta be perfect squares
1, 4, 9, 16, 25 over here
D.O.S. all da students tryin' get it
You gotta recognize...when I spit it
Set up two sets...put an x in each
Minus here, plus there...listen when I teach
I make the class shine bright when we start to do it
This one's a piece a cake...so I had to do it
[Chorus]
Teach me how to factor
Teach me-teach me how to factor
Teach me how to factor
Teach me-teach me how to factor
Everybody factor
Every, everybody factor
Everybody factor
I check my work when I factor!
[Verse 2]
I'm Mr. Winner
Growin' up on a tractor
You know I'm from Greenville, but I teach you how to factor!
Step up in my class, and all the students hear me
"If you got 3 terms, and a plus in the back..."
I hear da' class screamin like "Aye! This is wack!"
"Your signs must be the same, when you follow the flow."
They like "How you do that?" when I factor on the floor
"Set up two sets, put an x in both
The signs in the middle, will be showin' up the most"
3 terms! And a plus in the back. Your signs will double up
Like a Wendy's double stack
I take this to the class when I show 'em how to factor
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Back to the class you know I really like to factor
The roots of the quadratic, yeah that's what I'm after
GCF first...then FOIL to check your work
We got one more case, so we have to take a look
....We bout to factor, get an answer wit 2 signs
...This ones the hardest...so listen to my rhymes
If you got 3 terms, and a minus at the end
The signs will be different, where they go, that depends
The larger of your numbers gets the sign from the middle
This problems not too bad, if you study just a little
Now pick up your pencil, I don't wanna hear you fussin-Teacher
swag, got them students with the brains all a bustin'
...Dahhhh! You really gotta get this lesson
This problems hot, we just took it out the math oven
....I like to factor...and get everybody working,
I yell "Yeah we do it"...and everybody factors
less
|
|
| |
|
|
mewkekoblackpanther favorited a video
(1 day ago)
(Parody of Gettin' Jiggy Wit It by Will Smith)
Westerville South High School, Westerville, Ohio
On your mark ready set let's go
trigonometry pro I kno...
more
(Parody of Gettin' Jiggy Wit It by Will Smith)
Westerville South High School, Westerville, Ohio
On your mark ready set let's go
trigonometry pro I know you know
I go psycho when I see a triangle
just can't sit
gotta get triggy wit it
uhh that's it
three angles, three sides
T-R-I-G all up in my eye
SOH-CAH-TOA will tell you where to go
you just gotta know about H, A, and O
everybody lookin' at it
glance at the box
the H-Y-P
is sittin' across
theta-theta is after eta-eta
pencil on it
it's for the look I don't mark it
the side you ain't touching is the O-P-P
makin' it triggy, we want you to see
yo, what's that last side ya say?
it's gotta be the A-D-J
Gettin' Triggy Wit It
(Chorus 4x)
na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
Gettin' Triggy Wit It
What, you want to solve with the trig?
watch your step you might fall
trying to work this gig
Soh Cah-uh Soh Cah-uh, Soh-Cah, Soh-Cah Toa
in the middle of the problem, don't know which one? unh
You gotta know which angles and sides,
that are missin' and given in the problem, they're the guides
you can come with me, all these problems I've tried!
heard it's hard? well then somebody lied
It's SOH CAH TOA
Helps you to study so ya Know-a,
When to use each one
If you got the O n' H-Y-P
SOH lets you know
sine's the way to go
let's say now you got HYP
and the A-D-J,
then cosine's the way
yes yes y'all
but there's one more
you got the legs, (no hypotenuse)
that makes its tan
Gettin' Triggy Wit It
(Chorus)
Roll with me right now, if you need a side
You gotta know two things
O.K. lets ride!
You need an angle and one of the sides
Issue is, where does x reside?
You see it up high
That's how you know to mul-ti-ply
So easy ya get it on your own the first try
Trig to the maximum, I be askin 'em
How bout the one time when ya gotta use da-vis-ion
Only if X is down below,
The X and the angle will switch, ya' know
Last Case
its angle finding time
so let's get it
Trust that theta is the goal get it alone
Calculators will know, when I say go
Take the inverse of the numbers on the right
Hit equals and show it off
Now you got it
Gettin' Triggy Wit It
(Chorus)
less
|
|
| |
|
|
mewkekoblackpanther favorited a video
(1 week ago)
I do not own this song! Lyrics on screen..enjoy it!
|
|
| |
|
|
mewkekoblackpanther favorited a video
(1 week ago)
Blink 182 I Miss You Lyric
Rate and Comment Please
|
|
| |
|
|
mewkekoblackpanther favorited a video
(1 week ago)
I don't care from folie a deux
amazing song :)
|
|
good job!