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Zakk Wylde of the band Black Label Society performing, "In This River", live on the 98 KUP
Zakk Wylde of the band Black Label Society performing, "In This River", live on the 98 KUPD patio in Phoenix, Arizona.
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Replica by Fear Factory
(c) 1995 The All Blacks B.V.
Replica by Fear Factory
(c) 1995 The All Blacks B.V.
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Lyrics here:
Beelzeboss:
I AM COMPLETE!
Tenacious D:
(BOTH) FUUUUUUK!
Beelzebos
Lyrics here:
Beelzeboss:
I AM COMPLETE!
Tenacious D:
(BOTH) FUUUUUUK!
Beelzeboss:
YES YOU ARE FUCKED,
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!
Tenacious D:
Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
we challenge you to a rock off,
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
Beelzeboss:
FUCK! FUCK!
FUUUUUUCK, THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME,
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE!
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CA-A-ATCH?
Tenacious D:
If we win,
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent
Beelzeboss:
AND WHAT IF I WIN?
Tenacious D:
Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(What!?
Trust me Kage it's the only way
What are you talkin about?)
To be your little bitch
Beelzeboss:
FINE!
LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN HAHAHA!
I'M THE DEVIL,
I LOVE METAL!
CHECK THIS RIFF,
IT'S FUCKIN TASTY!
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT I'M GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!
I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL!
I'LL MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!
Tenacious D:
NOOOO!
C'mon Kage, lets fight his music with our music!
There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece
Listen to me-
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
God dammit Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
Noo
Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
Dude,
we've been through so much shit
De-activated lasers with my dick
Now it's time to blow this fucker down
C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take it to brown town
Now we've got to blow this fucker down
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
OOOOOOh we'll piledrive ya, It's time for the smackdown
Hey anti-christ-a, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness, our rock it sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D
We are the D (X17)
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White Zombie: Ratfinks, Suicide tanks and Cannibal Girls, acid trip and more
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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL!
Text:
Dashin
Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL!
Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)
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