YOU CAN USE OLD MOTOR OIL TO FERTILIZE YOUR LAWN

Kyle: -Are you sure?
Cartman: -I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive!


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''I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free."
-Nikos Kazantzakis


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"One may say it is Symbolic to study the Individual Thought Patterns of a Human, as it would be to cure Leprosy through Spiritual Healing; But in the end, The Sound Of Perseverance may forever Scream Bloody Gore."
RIP CHUCK SCHULDINER


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"The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by Homo Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the sacharrine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not recieve this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history."
-Robert Heinlein


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I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
-Richard Dawkins


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"I don't want to preach, but I would like to see metal become more of a united thing. I'm tired of people breaking things down into categories like thrash metal and death metal. I think people tend to stick to one category, and I want people to support all kinds of bands, whether it be Slayer or Queensryche or Death. I miss the days when it was acceptable to listen to everything from Priest and Maiden to Slayer and Venom."
-Chuck Schuldiner

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"In the old days, there used to be musics that were very distinct from one another, and Jethro Tull was pretty remote from Black Sabbath, for instance. Having said this, there was no shame in liking both. Today, everything's changed and people have become more confined to a style, they tend not to appreciate such a wide variety of bands. They like only one style and they don't listen to anything else."
-Steve Harris

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"There's only two kinds of music: Good, and Bad. I like both kinds."
-Duke Ellington

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"If music were a woman I'd be desperate to fuck her"
-Mikael Akerfeldt

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"First and foremost, play what you love to play. Don't try to jump on a bandwagon or a trend or a popular musical craze.
Do what you want to do. Because if you plan to spend your whole life playing music, you have to be happy, and the only way to be happy is by doing what you love.
Trite as it sounds, follow your heart. Persevere. And if you follow your heart and persevere, it will pay off."
-Mike Portnoy

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"Once you actually start doing something, you get renewed energy. The achievement of doing one thing leads onto another and before you know it, you've saved the planet! If you feel bored, it's not really boredom, you are just feeling sorry for yourself. Get out and do something! There is always something that needs to be done and can be done if you tackle it."
-Bruce Dickinson

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"If you have control over your mind, you can do anything."
-Jason Becker


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RIP RONNIE JAMES DIO.

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