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sooooo all New Yorkers are pretentious?

My favorite thing about this video is the way you stay on pitch so well! Seriously, every single not was 100% spot on! Not the least bit pitchy! I'm thoroughly impressed

@dastudmuffin21 I couldn't agree more! His mastery of vocal skills easily surpasses that of any musician I've ever seen before. How the fuck is this not on Itunes?!?! I'd pay a fortune to support this prodigy.

P.S. What the fuck is an Ice Dragon, and what the fuck inspired you to put that into your username?

@Artchred Uhhhhh actually I'm a Red Raider season ticket holder. I just thought it was hilarious when the tech fans prematurely rushed the field twice.

This is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen on the internet... and I've seen two girls eat a cup full of shit

this is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen on the internet... and I've seen two girls eat a cup full of shit.

this is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen on the internet... and I've seen two girls eat a cup full of shit.

this is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen on the internet... and I've seen two girls eat a cup full of shit.

I fucking love it though

That Marilyn Manson impersonation is beyond perfect

I prefer to pretend that menstruation is a myth. I'm much less grossed out that way. I am also less confused by vaginas

He only crashed because he's a fucking pussy

YES! FUCK YES! FUCK LOU REED!

Good god I was so worried about Metallica.

Great song!

...most of these things are just fucking awesome

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you sound like such a god damn retard to people who actually understand music theory and composition. I'm sorry you don't like them, and I understand that many people don't like them, but your commentary is absolutely inane. Go learn before you state such bo...

...I could do that. I would fucking ruin these kids

...and your gonna stay single, you crazy annoying dumb cunt.

I love number 5 because the guy is so fucking happy before he gets his shit ruined.

Only Tech in Tech games can the score be 35-28 at halftime

wait... is it a parabola?

Not to be creepy, but I am a guy and I watched this out of boredom just to see what girls think... and you are right. I do almost all of those things.

the only way to pick off peyton manning is to make a crazy ass play

could someone please explain to me what the hell this is?

He did that shit today against the Jaguars!

how is number 9 not number 1? He spartan kicked her right in the fucking chest!

@MurphGiovanni there is also a big difference between being angry about something and resorting to physical aggression because you have too much testosterone and too little intellectual capacity to control your emotions. I mean, he stood on a star, get the hell over it. I don't see why you felt t...

@MultiDoglover897 Ha that's exactly the type of thing someone says when they lose an argument. You're the one who started this whole thing, but if you've had enough then feel free to stop commenting.

the day you stop making videos is the day I fail Calculus

what defense should I pick up?

I have New England (I haven't started them once). And for this week I picked up Oakland vs the browns, but having second thoughts

good. Fuck cortland finnegan. He's a fucking asshole

Oh my god I fucking love the referee one. Such a good idea. I'm also quite fond of the sexy girl one too...

why is every camera guy named mike?

I fucking love how sarcastic this video is! Its just a big fuck you to everybody who thinks 5FDP is selling out, because that's horse shit. It's just writing great songs and getting paid for your art.

@IRONMETALPOTATO in fact, it sounds like every other slayer song. Slayer is fucking terrible. How they share a partial fan base with bands like Metallica I can't comprehend.

Although I will concede that this song has some good riffs after the "solo." But the vocals?! Give me a break

nice job filming dumbass