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Name:
Dylan
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Age:
16
Joined:
Mar 21, 2010
Latest Activity:
1 year ago
Subscribers:
116
About Me:
I am a very laid back person I don't let stuff bother me
I HATE rap, hip-hop, go go and country music
My favorite genre of metal is Death metal
Metal is the best and fuck the rest
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║╚╣║║═║║║═╣═║put this on your channel if
╠╗║╚╣║╠╗║═╣╚╣you think Slayer RULES!!!
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║╚╝║║║║║║═╣╠╗║║║Channel if
║╔╗║║║║║║ ║║║║║║You are a
╚╝╚╩╩╝╚╩╩═╩╩═╝╚╝True Atheist
DONT LIKE ME? Hold ON A SEC!
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FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents dad/mom
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: You cant get rid of
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock the crap outa them.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will ask if you okay when you fall down
REAl FRiENDS: Will pee on themselves with laughter at your stupiditiy
FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh when you laugh for no reason
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh when they find it funny
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did
95% of teenagers would kill themselves if the Jonas Brothers were about to jump off a building. Copy and Paste this onto your channel if you are one of the 5% who would yell "Jump!"
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can, I cdnuolt blveiee taht i cluod aulacity uesdnatnrd waht i was rdanieg. it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and isat letteres be in the rghit pclae.
IF YOU COULD READ THAT THEN POST IT ON YOUR PROFILE!
Country:
United States
Occupation:
School
Interests:
girls football(american) metal
Music:
Amon-Amarth Behemoth Black Sabbath Disturbed Godsmack Iron Maiden Judas Priest Lamb Of God Lazarus A.D. Megadeth Metal Church Metallica Motorhead Ozzy Osbourne Pantera Sepultura Sodom Slayer System Of A Down Testament Children Of Bodom Dimmu Borgir Exodus Obituary Vader Kreator Death In Flames Overkill Evile Swashbuckle Razor Anvil Immolation Cannibal Corpse Morbid Angel Enslaved Immortal Gorgoroth Marilyn Manson Nirvana AC/DC Guns N' Roses Hellyeah The Exploited Dio Heaven and Hell Skillet Decapitated Napalm Death Debauchery Entombed Vomitory Nile Hirax Desecration Atheist Pig Destroyer Exhumed Autopsy Insomnium Candlemass Pentagram The Crucified Nuclear Assault Misery Index Skeletonwitch DeathAngel Stormlord Aura Noir Ov Hell Sonata Arctica Warbringer Death Angel Pharaoh Scelerata Highland Glory Running Wild Summoning To/Die/For Toxik Realm Heathen Xentrix Stone Hypocrisy
Books:
sci-fi, fantasy
today ive shit in a sock and put it in my neighbours postbox!
that sock still stinks all the way up to my bedroom!
fackin shit!
one time i jizzed on my mirror to see it cumming out of my big alien penis!
it blew my fackin mind!