I much likey poems. This week's fave:

BREAKFAST IN CALEDONIA *

Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave?

Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one, and calls out "Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get one.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!

This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves'
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn.
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate...

But she didn't do it. And now it's too late.

*or 'Ode to a Rodent, a Wean and an Entrepreneurial Pugilist', or 'Too Many Daves', by Dr. Seuss

Now: 'IT'S ALL ABOUT ME' TIME !!! Who am I, one or two of you may ask? In a word or seven hundred, a former extremely hot Asian actress. Please just call me 'Jen-Jen'. Although my acting days are behind me, I look back upon them fondly. I hope that many of you have enjoyed my por...er, porcelain doll collection as well, which I adore. Alas, my icon is from years past, but I am STILL 珍珍, Jen-Jen, or Precious-Precious. Some of my friends even call me 'P.J.' to honor both languages. I like that. Not one to brag normally, I thought I'd share a few reviews of my work over the years...
From the exceptionally popular television series shown every night at eight o'clock sharp throughout most of the Chinese-speaking world,

'Only For My Daughters the Drinks Money Not Nothing Boys No Can Buy Objects'...




'The twenty-five years old highly popular anchorwoman is dubbed by the media as the "ex-girlfriend of pig king" and the "official girlfriend" of Yan Da Feng.'

~The Taichung Tooter


'Astonishingly ill-advised !'

~Leonard Pinth-Garnell
(as channeled, pothumously, via
Mrs. Lady Lucy-J. Pinth-Garnell)



'Two b*n*rs WAAAAAY the farck up !!!!'

~Hustler Magazine
~Penthouse Magazine
~THRUST Magazine
~my next-door neighbors, twin brothers Duane and LaDrake



'Who played that darling twink-boyfriend of hers in Season Two again? Is he still acting?'

~Rex Reed


'Outwardly she appeared to be pretty and sweet, elegant and lovable; but inwardly she is an ambitious and aggressive person who knows her goals. She is full of confidence in her own beauty and intelligence and therefore when she has a target, regardless of whether it is a person, situation or object, she has a "possessive desire" to get it.'

~Deng XIAO-Ping