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@cartman64439 But if the river paired up anything on the table other than the ace, Mabuchi would have a winning house.

I'm not mad on faggots either - I find the gravy too rich for my liking.

@93scooby I don't really care for the rights and wrongs of the Bible, because I don't consider any published work of fiction to be "wrong" as such, only "distasteful" possibly. I take it at face value, and laugh it off. Just as I don't believe there are hidden messages in Da Vinci paintings just ...

@NarwhalCannonball "Saying atheism is a faith is like saying blank is a colour" - there's a fantastic t-shirt slogan right there. You should get it copyrighted!

@Hopaphos777 Exactly what I would say - even "for the purposes of the demonstration" I would never accept that all knowledge in the universe exists within a set space, i.e. the circle, because the circle implies a finite universe, and I do not accept the theory that the universe is finite, so for...

Tell me taxpayers' money wasn't wasted on sending this guy to higher education - he'd do better in underwater basket weaving.

If he left the jar of peanut butter untouched for 6 million years, he might find a new life has formed in it after that time.

So God apparently also designed soda cans. And I don't think an apple or a peach "curves towards your face" does it? Are these someone else's creations then? This is funnier than Battlefield Earth.

Revolting.

Sounds very Arcade Fire-like.

Creationists assume that there is a definitive answer to every question, and that "their god" knows all these answers. But I follow SCIENCE - an amazing concept whose most fundamental principle is that there are questions to which there is no known answer. This is the whole raison d'être of scien...

He talks about the letter t - how many t's are there in TWENTY? Two, i think. And no double n, as in "twenny". Or a d in "thirdy". Pot/kettle etc etc.

@andysguitarlab Yes, look at the "making of" video and you'll see him.

@TVloverXx I remember the show - number 1 was a Little Britain sketch. Who voted in this poll - Heat readers?

L-NNN-LL-NNN I meant.

@cusegurl17 And KT Tunstall.

@MikaShelley99 They're on the roof of the big "1000 Great West Road" office block on the A4, corner of Boston Manor Road.

Anyone else think she sounds a bit like Siobhan Fahey (ex Shakespears Sister)?

@CountryQuestion It's from the William Tell Overture by Rossini.

@nutmagnet63 Bristol, junction of Haymarket and Union Street.

@yossarianXful Kevin Eldon - yes it's the same bloke. Dirteee!

Uh... what cycle lane? And how does a bus fit down a cycle lane any way?

@TheStormchaser1 No, you can't "technically go through a red light!" If, when you see the amber light,you are going at a speed at which you cannot safely stop at the signal, you may proceed through the amber light. If you are unable to stop before the light turns red, you are probably already spe...