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Jul 10, 2011

Date Joined

Mar 11, 2006

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I DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS LOOKING! *(I aspire to be the next big Bollywood background dancer!!!)*

And more about me, but you know you can't limit DA MAN in 500 words!!! So have your secretary call my secretary if you're interested. You may just fit in between my END WORLD HUNGER at eleven, and my 2 o'clock appointment with the Pope and the Dalai Lama.

Who I Want to Meet:

Superman and Angelina Jolie. Or Angelina Jolie, while I'm wearing a Superman costume. Or Angelina Jolie, while I'm wearing my Superman boxers. Or Angelina Jolie, wearing nothing but my Superman boxers. Man, I hope this Youtube thing links me to Angelina Jolie eventually. Her, and Jesus. And then we'll frolic!

That's a funny word. Frolic. *Man, this process is quite freeing! I can pretty much say anything I want, and you're reading it.

Frolic. It makes my armpits tingle. I see holding hands. Hands holding? The mood is "light pastels". And old strings are playing in the background. Bugs bunny and friends are there. Holding hands. Frolic.

Frolic with Jesus and Jolie. Wow!

Speaking of Jesus. What if Angelina played Mary Magdalene in the Passion of Christ Movie? Hmmm... Naaahhh! Gotta leave something for the imagination.

Green fields in springtime.

Blue skies.

Yellow Claratin flowers.

And JESUS-It's Angelina Jolie!!!

The End.

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Hey. Look below. I have no friends! BUHAHAHAHA!

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