when your free kicks hit the wall, And your pants are too small, You're C.Ronaldo
When you think you're the best, With shaved legs and waxed chest, You're C.Ronaldo
When you do a hair twirl, And cry like a girl, You're C.Ronaldo
When you watch football live, And see a transvestite dive, It's C.Ronaldo
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