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@yellowponyx If they were trying to find the best tester, they'd be looking at who has the most experience in QA and going through a normal, sane procedure wherein they actually look at real-world qualifications, ability to apply due diligence while testing, and knowledge of how QA actually works...

@abcdpup399 I made a new sound after reading that.

it was called I WISH I COULD UNREAD THAT ALSO MY THROAT JUST CAVED IN UPON ITSELF TO AVOID VOMITING ON LAPTOP.

@foreverpandering GO MISTER PANDERING! DRIVE THAT MAC LIKE YOU STOLE IT!

NUMBER THREE!

NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

This is clearly a truly astute review, scripted and performed by the most eloquent and elegant individuals in the industry.

I am laughing so hard right now. It's like every shitty speedcore song I've ever heard.

@ProxyBaws Syrsa - Yonk. Same guy, really.

FILMED FROM AN APPLE. LIKE, THE GODDAMN FRUIT.

@regroch because some people never actually figured out that biotics had the ability to make things stop killing you long enough for you to do terrible things to them.

"Like two pingpong balls" YOU DON'T SAY!

"Floating in a sea of mildew." ...Oh, Grover, don't ever change.

PRE-ORDERED ON THEPIRATEBAY

Unless they sell it on steam.

Almost made it. Almost.

AND THEN 'D4NC1NG F1SH PROST1TUT3'.

Dammit terzi.

Just gog dammit.

I talkted to myself almost all through this shitty trailer simply because G4 said not to.

This game looks like shit in every way. Fucking american hyper-patriotism, thoughtless and badly-designed the entire way through. Kinect only? Fuck that. Self-balancing walkers without computers? ah-ha,...

Overlord 3 : Conquer Equestria.

@Superlolofon More like we didn't see that one... combing.

@fatalmaverick that was unecessary and mean. :<

@KTAC1 yes, but testing teaches you almost nothing about programming; nothing about design philosophy, nothing about HCI, nothing about data or file handling, nothing about rendering, nothing about trash collection, nothing. Especially game testing, where that's fairly minimal.

So, this will give it a battery life of, what, eight minutes of play?

the funniest thing is that this is higher-rated than any of the tester's episodes.

"a pony a day until you like it"

...If we like this, she'll give us more because we like it.

If we dislike this, she'll give us more until we like it.

OH MY GOD THESE WILL NEVER STOP NO MATTER WHAT WE DO.

CAME FOR EGORAPTOR.

FORGOT THERE ARE LIKE FIFTY OTHER GUYS IN THIS SHOW.

WELP.

@PastaaaaaProductions She tastes colours. With her tongue. I'm not even kidding that is what she actually does.