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@MrShaun42088 Oh drat! Mr Shaun, you have outwitted me! In this epic battle of mental chess you have left me utterly defeated. I can only can tip my hat in your general direction at your unparallelled intellect and reasoning here after such a defeat. Please accept my humblest of apologies for ...

Ah O-Town! The boys who put my med school days, spent in a mild sedative induced daze lying in my bed surrounded by my poster girls (Tiffany, Sam Fox, et al) spunking my sheets silly, to song. I then met my dear Magda, who become my 'moprherotic dream from a magazine' come true. She sadly pass...

@MCSkerrittCarrot Tom, what the devil is this you sent me? This isn't like anything we've watched before on youtube. I was expecting a gothic erotic thriller with the title 'Death Eater' but all I got was this video which left me decidedly bereft of any erotic thrills per se. The title shouldn...

@MCSkerrittCarrot Oh I noticed the added sweetner in my tea & LAPPED IT UP! I loved that you combined such an erotic gesture with my love of History. You're quite a woman. I used to watch you as you watched me sip from my cup & watch your succulent bosoms rise & fall beneath your floral blouse....

@MCSkerrittCarrot Poor David! You mean rumour has it that once bountiful bum carved by Aphrodite herself for all us girls on earth has been ravaged by drug abuse? To me that is akin to the deforestation of the Amazon basin in terms of destroying something so perfect, beautiful & god given. It'...

@qbalegaq HAHAHA that's funny because I just read a post by a fukwit on youtube who can't spell 'Hungary' and thinks some lame viral video clip that's been edited to push an agenda is valid and representative of a whole country...

@MCSkerrittCarrot Wow this is a real Bernard's Watch reunion we got going here! There's me bowl cut kid, chode in red t shirt, and the real star of the show Bernard's Watch!!! What have you been up to the years since? I've suffered for years with many respiratory problems. Tthe crippling one b...

@MCSkerrittCarrot Indeed! I'd watch with devilment as that fart face in training flew over the bars of the seesaw and face planted in to some strategically placed dog shit. Oh the good times I could've had with that watch when I was just a small pup...sigh... That said, I've found my stash of m...

@lemur12341 way to be a dick man.

@MCSkerrittCarrot I barely can remember those 3 days if I'm honest with you. I get flashes sometimes but on the most part it's just a blur. I do remember a golden retriever though, was it Bonny? Also a stached drunk named Tom? I'm not sure, I was treated for amphetamine psychosis, crabs, chla...

@MCSkerrittCarrot Thomas you swore on the bachelor code that what happens on a bachelor party, STAYS at the bachelor party. I need not be surprised though, inviting one of the lower orders who have no grasp of honour or decorum. The only thing you grasp, or rather clutch on to you is your glass ...

@MCSkerrittCarrot Oh not now you've ever so conveniently bookmarked that erotic sight! I know I cna return to this video with ease and get straight to the boner inducing action! Thank you MCSkerrittCarrot you're a man amongst mere boys!

I was in club Oxygen last night when Grabeel's seminal disco-meth-punk classic 'You Got it' blessed the sound system. I always tought the sets there to be a bit passe for my tastes. Im just there for the disco-meth-punk scene, but when this was pulled out WOW. It was like Grabeel had command...

Dude that pianist is totally getting his dick sucked. Look at his smug face, if that's not 'oh yeaah im getting mah dick sucked' face I'll eat my hat.

Chris de Burgh is such a fucking TOSSER!

@MCSkerrittCarrot Oh but that was your observation MCSkerrittCarrott. I had missed, I believe the heart of that jam &the heart of Grabeel's persona with my preoccupation in discussing it as an AIDS song. You see Grabeel doesn't ask, he DEMANDS. He does not wait, Lucas Grabeel TAKES. If Grabeel...

@MCSkerrittCarrot 5ive's stance on the get up / get down debate is very confusing for even the most avid listener & connoisseur of jams. Its a frustrating experience for the listener celebrating their entire catalog bc you're left not knowing which way is up or down. Some jamologists suggest th...

Woah 'soars into the dark along the wind of loneliness'!? if Bob Dylan penned that line of poetic imagery it would be hailed as genius and not the centre piece of the Special Poetry Slam.

@MCSkerrittCarrot HAHAH YES SNAP! I HAVE A BONER TOO! I used to adore playing that simple child's card game on family picnics in the English countryside when I was just a little Arrowsmith. I would like to take William for a picnic in the English country side, walking / rolling hand in hand wit...