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Jul 16, 2006

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San Anhaleyo TX

Instigator

I've been fired from several

St. Michael's School for the Criminally Awesome

Life and death, tattoos on kittens, cheese sandwiches, literature, cartoon porn, insect environments and behavior, ghost hunting, earwax, ancient cultures, nipples, horror movies, sediment layering, various extractions, wood beetles, cicada behavior, human sacrificial artifacts, TV repair, landscaping, mail delivery, gargling, pizza delivery, astronomy, limb regeneration, lucid dreaming, goat dancing, sports, aromas, tall midgets, cardboard boxes, mannequins, religion, tree dwelling amphibians, toast, bungee jumping, fishtanks, technology, Phrenology, crack whore personality flaws, Egyptian hierogliphics, placenta fruit snacks, shark denistry, bubble wrap, open heart surgery, puss, soccer moms, snail podiatry, tree bark skin products, cloud formations, brick laying, earthworm sexual habits, moles, guano, diseases of the hoof and mouth, geometry, artificial sweeteners, fireplace utensils, spatulas, three tined forks, colon blockages, rugburns, oceanic layers, tapeworm gynecology, crop formations, paint thinners, shingles, boat anchors, chicken skin Christmas ornaments, cartography,surrogate parenting, fossils, spelunking, sheep herding, camel toes, electric razors, old fashioned butter churners, ant mounds, gravity, social mishaps, number patterns, forensic pathology, systematic annihilation of substandard species, grout, lunar cycles, sand dunes,french fried potatoes, bloodclots, vermin feces accumulations, anti-gravity shoes, forklifts, panties, ant lions, spirit communication, bamboo patio furniture, brunettes, UFO's, beer can pyramid structures, reverse pschycology, peanut alergies, women body parts, puppet counseling, flash flood victims, scabs, unusual violent nature phenomenon, southern tree lizards, storm watching, arm wrestling, and glue products.... There's some other stuff too but I can't remember right now with all this pressure on me.

I like informative shows on Discovery and the History Channel.Otherwise it's sports, horror flicks and films with hot chicks.

Metal - mostly I like thrash like Megadeth, Metallica, Venom...etc, etc... I also like Motley Crue, Stryper, Led Zeppelin, Billy Idol, King Diamond, Mercyful Fate, The Misfits, Samhain, Danzig, Amy Grant, Arch Enemy, Celtic Frost, Mayhem, COF, Elvis Presley, Testament, and Morbid Angel.

I read all the time.I read all kinds of books about a wide range of subjects.The knowledge found in books are the keys to wisdom and anarchy.I also read the back of cereal boxes and I've even been known to read cans of hair spray and underarm deodorant when I'm taking a dump.