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I'm a noob killer, noob killer
Battlefield 3, roll the dice, pull the trigger
Noob killer, up all night playing Battlefield 3
this is the life of a noob killer, noob killer, noob killer
I'm a noob killer, I got my recon class
You will never see me coming, sniper rifle on my back
Pull the trigger, pop shots, my enemies drop
They send me voicemails "brysi please stop"
Battlefield 3, the best you've ever seen
The graphics in this game will have you feeling like a dream
Like you're david after dentist saying is this real life
You even feel the pain when I cut you with my knife
I first played the beta I was crazy addicted
Brought BF3 home, took the disk out and kissed it
Wiped my kiss off, open the tray, put the disk in
Feeling like a kid on the morning of Christmas
Speaking of Christmas,I've got so many ribbons
Need a sheet of paper even to list them
Multikills all day man my skills are ridiculous
Killing Call of Duty noobs like ants in my kitchen
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You take a little bit of Halo, a little COD
Mix the two together, and what you get is BF3
You can either run and gun or camp out in the brush
You can even hop into a tank and blow everything up!
But as for me, I'd rather get high, take to the sky
They do not stand a chance when I have em in my sights
Doing barrel rolls, just call me star fox
I hope you brought your parachute cause you're about to drop
Take a minute, here's a snickers, stare at the death screen,
Give you time to think about if you wanna leave
Go on and go, maybe you can change squads, join my team
We never see the word LOSE, we're on a winning spree
Got the laser on my sight, an incredible device
Hey don't shine it in my face, you are going to hurt my eyes
Stupid noobs, I bet you prefer the flashlight
It's like a big bright sticker that says "HELLO I WANT TO DIE"
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I've never seen anything so beautiful,
Cutting edge graphics, spectacular visuals
Colorfully fantastic, take my breath away, asthmatic
The carnage drowned out by tranquility like static
No wonder it's the game of the year 2011
Collecting awards like they were falling out of heaven
Capturing the essence of war, helping us to remember
The freedom we have so we'll appreciate better
Thanks Dice, it's incredible, Frostbite
Taking lighting and audio to brand new heights
And for a theater mode, so we can look back and be like
Check out this sick clip of these noobs, dual knifed
And now I leave you with this, COD players,
Some of you might even be Battlefield haters
If you ever get bored of MW3
Come on over, but be careful, cause you heard about me, I'm a
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matz4dayz liked a video
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**IMPORTANT INFO**
Yes, this beat was from E...
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**IMPORTANT INFO**
Yes, this beat was from Epic Rap Battles of History - Abe vs Chuck. Nice Peter leased this beat (like I did) from some beat producers. Really, it's no different than doing a parody. This beat is hot and I've been wanting to do something with it for a while. So...no, I didn't really steal it from Nice Peter. We both leased it from another producer. If you can enjoy it in a different manner than the rap battle, good for you. If not, see ya!
THANKS FOR SUPPORTING ME ON ITUNES GUYS!! I LOVE YOUR FACE!
this beat was leased from and produced by The Beat Addiction
lyrics:
ome people use the shotgun, some prefer the assault rifle
some will onlyusetheblade they chase ya down and then they knife ya
but as for me in COD, I only use the snipe
they call me jack kevorkian I'll take away your life
I spin until I'm dizzy but I never miss the mark
I'll make a montage of the trick shots I pull off, become a star
everybody wants to be me, nobody wants to face me
they skype my wife and beg her "disconnect his xbox stacey"
boom that's a headshot, just sniped you out of your socks
do me a favor, find your receipt, and pop the disk out of your xbox
I'll even take you back to gamestop, just hop in the h3
tell them you need to return it cause you SUCK AT COD
I'm a boss at COD, King of Modern Warfare 3
Treyarch thought that I was cheating when they saw my huge k/d
You can't patch me, you can't stop me, it's a gift, it's not a hobby
M.O.A.B.s over and over, man I'm shutting down the lobbies
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We have only use me blade and BrySi's only use me bow
Well I'd like for you to meet the member only use me scope
I'm the quickest with the twitches letting 50 cal rounds rippem
While I'm scoping in your misses never missin my hits with 'em
Call me cupid, call me foolish, call me how you never losing
When the only gun I'm using is one meant for never moving
Never camping I'm just cramming headshots down like it's exam week
And I'm hungry with the munchies so I'm eating brains like zombies
Or a sandwhich with salami my mom bought me but I wish it had pastrami
So I'm playing with the passion like she said son do your laundry
I can't stop it I can't quit it because I know I'm the sickest
The magician with the trickin jumping ladder shots and hittin
It's not fiction when I'm spittin' I've got this down like a system
With No scopes I know those ropes I'm the best so I show boat
And you should note that now you know so I suggest you let it go
Novice rookies with these cookies now you're looking at a pro
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