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BLOWJOB!! EAT ME!!! Hahaha

I remember this!!!! I just got fired from a crappy job,went home to a friends house to get drunk and we turned on the tv to watch the VMA.As soon as Pee Wee Herman walked onstage,even I was screaming with my friends.This was so great and ballsy; this was definitely an iconic moment for MTV( when ...

Actress,LOL

My guess,outstanding gambling debts.

Hey,if you like hanging out with trash,more power to you!!

The comments from stupid,ignorant people on here is fucking astonishing,if not amusing!!! Thailand is actually a fun and delightful place,great beaches,great food,the women are pretty,it has an individualism to itself none like any other place in the world.I can't stand people that put that much ...

LOL,I'll bet her sin sot is in the millions too.Hee Hee

Thai gals are some of the prettiest in the world!!!

OMG!! LOL!!! I remember this!! I was walking to the bathrooms in the Royal Garden Mall when they were doing a photo shoot in 1piece swimsuits.They all turned to look at me and I smiled back.I come back from the toilets and the 2 gals from the Philippines on both ends in the photo about 53 secs in...

I have a feeling phippsy333 and jesuspark77 will die of rectum cancer and gonorrhea throat cancer.

Timpit25: Shut up and go fondle your trailer trash blow up doll!! And please stay out of Thailand too!!

The people that usually talk negative in here are usually absolute hypocrites.Thailand is an absolutely amazing country,and I sure as hell don't have to justify myself to any fucking western woman (make that ANY woman)why I go to Thailand.Fact is; western women have a tendency to get more bitter ...

This is when Van Halen kicked ass and there wasn't a band that came close.No,Roth wasn't technical like Rush,Judas Priest,Triumph,Scorpions but Van Halen made up for that as just a fun stage presence.The band was still tight and still brought in the hot chicks.1976-1984 Van Halen ruled!

I always loved Sam's approach from calm speaking to a calm sarcasm to a yelling tirade. HAHAHAHA .... You are still missed dearly Sam, thanx for the laughs.

58 people need Preperation H-bombs.

"Children are not our future and I can prove this...... with my usual flawless logic....." LOL

Africanbully31: How I celebrate African-American history month is telling more nigger jokes,heading to more stock show and rodeos,drinking, BBQing,chasing more fine looking country girls,4 wheel mudding,hunting,fishing and tell more nigger jokes.... need I say more?... Id be delighted to tell yo...

The one thing country music has is heart, it never goes out of style,its basic,easy , fun to play and the most selling style of music out of any music genre out of any of them.You dont need big fancy electronic equipment to play,just sit a guitar in your lap and play(if thats the instrument you...

Willie Nelson would make Chuck Norris cry.

Ill bet this place would be a killer place to have a BBQ

I dont care who you are, that shit is just funny right there.

Ill bet Willie Nelson would have a ball with that guitar.

Ummmm Ill pass, thanx though.LOL

East stuff here too.

Easy stuff here.

By the way...... if you guys say 'It doesnt matter how hard you try, an asian can do it better'? Eddie and Alex Van Halen's mother was Indonesian........ bless her too...... *smiles*

Ha!! you could tell Billy Connolly had that Frank Zappa look going.

Cnupoc: Mitch Hedberg was a great stand up comedian!! It was his monotone type delivery of deep thought towards stupid obviousness is what made this guy fantastic.... oh another thing you dumb fuck...... know the difference between the words 'looser' and 'loser'... you goddam idiot!!

Well from what Ive heard in the past, the Vice President is never supposed to be traveling around with President anyhow for national security reasons obviously.So this already stinks from the get go.

Good God, thats alot of electronic equipment to be dealing with, I better stick with acoustic guitars for now on. LOL..I do like your rig set though.

Man,this guy is good.

river324: this was so damn stupid that you need to be gang raped by 9 ladyboys after they have severely beaten you into unconsciousness with 12 inch ironwood dildos.

Yes, Chuck Norris is still with us because.... Clint Eastwood ALLOWS HIM TO LIVE!!!LOL.... and its a damn shame Steve McQueen isnt with us any longer either.

This should be mandatory viewing for Wall Street,Bankers and especially the riff raff politicians in DC.

Ill bet PETA is in front of Mel Blanc's grave suing him for animal cruelty.LOL

Ha!! I saw this guy play with a band called Hardline in the early 90's at a bar, 2 brothers I believe that had hair down to their asses, good ol Neil was getting the phone numbers,bras and panties thrown at him instead.Thanx Mr. Schon, you got me laid by 2 hot chicks that night.Cheers