About this user
I am scared to death of dogs that wear sweaters. I own an emu named Charlie. I once punched Miss Universe in the face. Chef Boyardee is a genius with the invention of mini ravioli. That was not about me, but it's worth mentioning. I am Celine Dion and Sasquatch's love child. I am hairy as hell and can sing like a angel. God stole my bike last year and gave it to Jesus on his birthday. Anything that is pickle flavored, including pickles, is wonderful.
Age
29
Country
United States
Interests
Making candles out of meat. They smell as good as they taste and they cook themselves. I like to pimp my dog out to the neighborhood kids. Especially the ones that can't afford to buy one, but want to play fetch with something other than their sibling.