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Yet the word "tampon" has a French origin as does the word "douche". So if it involves delicate feminine functions it is best to say douche rather, than I have to hose my stinky twat or I have to plug up a bloody pussy. As for the French, they use regular crude French expressions that sound awful...

Testicle chin.

The Newark accent sounds like the "Joizee" accent, "youze guize".

Then after 9-11 the government passed a bunch of unconstitutional laws which violated the rights of American citizens. They screamed our government has become a dictatorship! So they went batshit and bought even more guns. Then Obummer was elected president, promising to impose more gun control ...

On the other hand there are agricultural studies on chickens and such that show benefits from mineral humates. As to the thorium humates and fluvates if it is ingested some of it is excreted and some of it is accreted to the bones. The EPA says one should not be expose to more than 8 picocuries o...

Yes, you are beautiful. Now take down the youtube video before you get in trouble.

Signed,

Dad

Yes, you are beautiful. Now take down the youtube video before you get in trouble.

Signed,

Dad

Yes, you are pretty. Now take down the youtube video before you get in trouble.

Signed,

Dad

Disgusting! I love it!

As to the Canadian government's military budget, I suppose the contracting corporations see how the US entities in America have it so good with 40% of the US federal budget going to military capital, and they want to harmonize the Canadian government to the same standard. Most Americans are reall...

Damn Lipitor!

@superjon5 Yep, guns and butter works.

Why didn't they hire some elbows and assholes to move those tree trunks? It's gotta be safer than risking the 400 excavator.

@BigJasonStud TEPCO is sponsoring a fellatio festival with free lip gloss and pumps.

@shamlan666 I think that sort of thing is called an import tariff on manufactured goods.

Wow, a trolley every 10 minutes. It makes me steaming angry to think how much time I wasted in hot and cold weather braving the elements to catch a slow stinky diesel bus. It took me two hours to get to work, and those trolleys could have had me there at most at 40 minutes. Bastards!

I know it's not any excuse, but men are rather demoralized these days. Many wear sweat pants because they are very overweight. As for the sneakers, if a man isn't making at least 50K a year he isn't going to care that much about appearances. He'll just go to Walmart. As for the hankies, you're lu...

Why should Scots remain with kingdom that has been disemploying Northerners for decades. Why should Highlanders have to listen to grifters from the City of London? The monarchy and the London money interests have been treating Scotland like a gong farm for donkey's years. Tell them to get buggered.

@MrMigido Tangy Tangerine has thorium in it. Youngevity says so.

Does a transgender Iranian woman get the option of remaining a "pre-op" gurl?

72 must be some sort of mystical number.

@3ISAMAGICNUMBR I think it is more the culture connected to the person than the skin color. I would not want a daughter of mine to date many Pakistani men not because they were brown skinned, but because I fear the culture those men were raised in would endanger her. If you are of a minority cult...

I usually do criminal background searches and psychological profiles on women I meet through the internet. It is likely Danny Lynch already had a criminal record. I know that my research on potential mates saved me from a lot of hassles. One prospect I researched already had a background for stal...

The voice is on key and on pitch, but I don't find it a pretty voice. Call me a snob, but my teeth are on edge.

Give me two eggs. One poached and one scrambled.

Whatever comes out of Congress, I'm against it!

The powers that be are the thieving fisherman, and most of us are the fishes.

"I had a dream my life would be

So different from this hell I'm living"

That says it all for so many.

Duke Phillips should endow the Henry Kissinger Foundation for the Study of Gay Hebephiles or Pervert Studies in Heinz's honor.

Does Michael Caine actually have three mistresses of various ages and genders? He has been in some real stinkers if you think about it.

Green penis.

That's it! I have vitta-lardo, too.

Beyond Tangy Tangerine has lead and thorium in it.

Chances are the girls AJ dated in college showed bad judgement. In other words the Prozac made them easy.