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Is that a musicman with a Status graphite neck? I love the pingy sound. I've got the Modulus flea as one of my poo sticks and the only downfall I can see with graphite is they tend to get a bit sticky when warm.

I've gotta vouch for the sani cast thing. It's not cheap for the materials used but worth it for the results. I'm nearly in my fourth week for a broken ankle and sani cast prevents the itching and soreness. You stick a clean pad in and it comes out filthy. The bonus is if you do have a slight itc...

I also mentioned Xylophone and Penultimate. Sean pulled penultimate off very well and then decided to wiggle his arse at me. It was a good arse in a good venue on a great night.

@LeeMarcelle I had the same free state education that was offered to these guys. I'm 33 now and there was a modicum of hard disipline but just enough so we knew where the line was. That line has been ripped away. I can't argue with your MP comment though.

I like the fact one of them is wearing a hi visibility vest. Nice to see a responsible rioter that adheres to health and safety regulation.

Was that a green bong I saw? I broke mine nearly three weeks ago and I've got four left in the cast. May I ask how you are now? Did you smoke whilst in the cast?

I've heard better. Still, quite good but no where near as good as Hitler's 1998 speech about how to clear chewing gum stains off of the streets of Coventry.

Best bit. Great night but missing Wynona's Big Brown Beaver. Always love the way they blend The Awakening with Tommy'.

Les was was the muts nuts. Even though I didn't know any of the stuff off of the new album I still loved it. PUDDIN' TIME CHILDREN.

Feeling low? Does life seem to be letting yourself down? Want to end it all? Well you're in luck, listen to Fearne Cotton and her celebrity obsessed, name abbreviating shit cunt patter will suck the life out of you. What an un-talented twat she is. Hey ho that's the BBC's target dumbed down audie...

I'll bet their trains still ran on time, unlike the UK.

@TheSaintAza I'm ever so sorry that somebody so insignificant such as myself has provoked a reaction. My sad existence has been met as you've lowered yourself to my level. What do you feel like down so far with the rest of us fuck pigs?

@MYBIGKINDHEART Very well thought out retort. Concise and to the point. May I return the favour. I'm sure you could tuck your assymetrical dripping gammon hangers right up your rusty sherrifs badge you shit cunt.

cu cu cu cu cu cunt mouth cunt mouth.

I hope the person who made this gets AIDS.

What's that word? Bugger it's on the tip of my tongue, damn it......What is that word? Oh yeah, that's it.......CUNT.

A pile of shit on T Mobile. Slow, glichy and T Mobile constantly moving the parameters of their contracts. STAY AWAY from T Mobile.

@clsleamington Minted?...If that is a measure of attractiveness so is Maggie Thatcher. So please feel free to get up to your nuts in her gut locker. Mark & Bill? 15 Stories High is one of my favourite comedies and they both wrote that with Sean Lock. Bill's scale of evil is genius. Maybe one day ...

Brilliant, thanks ever so much. Just running as administrator. So simple and clever. I can now load some videos on to my ipod as I've got a holiday coming up and it takes my mind off of the plane crashing at 400 miles an hour into shark invested waters, whilst on a near by island they are playing...

Didn't weork for me and I cut and pasted it, tried to reload Magic Dvd. It didn't tell me it was wrong till I tried to convert a DVD though. Is it because I used to use a code and that stopped working? I didn't ever update it. PLease help as I think this is the best and quickest converter out there.

@coltsuperocean10 The trouble is she'd take the punch, fall unconcious in the gutter, get gang raped until her clunge hung out like a wind sock, find out her cats died and still say "I heart that". Grrrrrrrrrrrr "heart that" you fuck pig, shit cunt, arse biscuit bitch. Why does she have to shorte...

@y4ewynne , That's what she says......to everything.

Feeling like you want to end it all? Do you think that life on this earth is not worth living? Well here's the good news, listen to Fern Cotton for half an hour and she'll suck the life out of you for free. What a sychophantic muppet with an atrocious laugh.

Feeling like you want to end it all? Do you think that life on this earth is not worth living? Well here's the good news, listen to Fern Cotton for half an hour and she'll suck the life out of you for free. What a sychophantic muppet with an atrocious laugh.

Fern Cotton is a sycophantic arse face and this program is supposed to be funny. Saying fuck alot really isn't funny. Swearing works but not for the sake of it you shit cunt.

Hi there, I own this car kit and bar one thing I'm very impressed. I own an AUDI A3 with symphony stereo and the music only comes out of the front speakers. Is there a lead (I assume) that will remedy this? Many thanks for the video.

Hi there, I own this car kit and bar one thing I'm very impressed. I own an AUDI A3 with symphony stereo and the music only comes out of the front speakers. Is there a lead (I assume) that will remedy this? Many thanks for the video.

Hi there, I own this car kit and bar one thing I'm very impressed. I own an AUDI A3 with symphony stereo and the music only comes out of the front speakers. Is there a lead (I assume) that will remedy this? Many thanks for the video.

Hi there, I've followed all the steps and I go to install android, it starts booting Linux. The screen then goes black apart from the wording that you see in the top left (in white). I've reformatted my card and that doesn't help. By the way I'm in the UK with the european HTC plus being English...