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i told you i was allergic to sprouts you cunt!!!

the only thing that changes into is underpants one day and knickers the nxt!!! its a DRAG-on-QUEEN!

@fawkUtube watch out he dony hear ya or he'll KITH YOUR ATHH!

i think i fancy lizard women cos id fucking destroy her!!!!

"WE COME IN PEACE MR FARMER TO TASTE SOME OF YOUR WIFES MIGHTY FINE COOKING"....SNAP!!!!!!! " AAAAaaaaarghhhh my alien arm"

farmer: get here ya lill alien bastard while i drown ya"...

alien: "RUN GEOFF HES FUCKING CRAZY!!!..IM DONE FOR"

id still bang her lizard ass!!

FUCKING BIBLICAL SOOTHSAYERS!!! i hope you all KOP for it 1st!

@16awala did you really spell grammar as grammer!!! whilst trying to be a smart arse???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A CUNT!!!!!

pass me the wet wipes comradfe....i think ive shit my pantskies!!!

SHES FUCKING AWESOME!! ACTUALLY MORE STUNNUNG THAN JOLIE!! SOME LUCK BERSTERDDD GETS TO HAVE HER SIT ON HIS FACE!!? OH THE UNFAIRNESS!!

NEXT STOP YOU PORN FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN ID KILL FOR THAT TONGUE ROUND MY CHOPPER!

WHUT YOU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS!!???

lot of people suffering from " thats not possible", "its not real cos i havent seen it" & i dont understand so i'll ridicule"syndrome. ive no shame in saying for a long time ive felt an increasing anxiety/gut feeling! we are headed for a major event in which GLOBALY mankind as we know it fights f...

@OneMoreSchlup escabana...eacabana...A CHIGGADA!!

hahah fast fwd 25yrs and that argument would probably make more sense than the adult versions! haha shes gonna be a handfull and the little man was all cool leaning but then stepped up and had the last word haha hilarious

@SyniahCache but youre fat inside!

@Fleshman00 FUCKIN A!!! shes a little girl and thats why shes talkin playground shit!

10 questions for you!! DO YOU LIKE IT UP THE ASS?..DO YOU SWALLOW?..DOES YOUR MOM SWALLOW?!!..HOW MUCH DO YOU MASTURBATE?..DO YOU SQUIRT? DOES YOUR MOM SQUIRT??!!..DO YOU TAKE SHITS TOGETHER?!! DO THEIR MOMS TAKE SHITS WITH THEM?!! IF SO WHEN & WHERE?!!..No.10 ...CAN...I...WATCH! ;-D

right!! 1stly..although shes thick as pig shit shes attractive so i doubt she has trouble getting attention, 2nd if she thinks just riding a guy( decent guy) will keep him thats rediculous, ive had more attractive girls than i can remember over the yrs but one who turns you an mentally aswell as ...

@bigandy0789 hahahahah LOL!

@TheBlinked1 hahah COCK-A-ZOID???? how old are you! and thats gotta be an american saying as no self respecting Brit would ever use such an embarassing retort!? something like " WHY DONT YOU SUCK A FART FROM MY ASS" would be more appropriate or even the old classic..." YOUR MOMMA"?? haha this guy...

@badboyjohnjo1978 ...gotta admit winding people up on you tube is worryingly adictive! haha heres a little rhyme for the clip, and who says white dont have LYRICS!

"MONKEY MONKEY IN A TREE, CAN YOU STAND UPRIGHT LIKE ME? MONKEY MONKEY YES YOU CAN..OH CLEVER LITTLE MONKEYMAN!"

@stonytina1 I THINK THE BIGGEST JOKE IS THAT YOU THINK THEYRE AMERICANS YOU THICK CUNT!...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL????

i think the video ends just before they start having redneck outdoor fun with eachother to that terrible 70's porn music that kicks in..."boy you gonna play wid ma banjo now, C'mon SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!..

what a cunt!

@hannahfraser WHO SAID THAT, WHO DER??

she got my vote!!!!!!!1

dont know bout anyone else but asian cutes like that get my tallywacker all up for bukake!!!

COMIC GENIUS!!! AND WHO SAID LAUREL n HARDY ARE DEAD??

SHHHHHHOOOOOOOWWWRRRYYYYUUUUKEN!!!!! FINISH HIM!

i think that was brick top outta snatch!!! "i daawnt care if ur mohamed im arrwd bruce lee"..."ur on fin ice my pedigree chams"..