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I'm American...but fuck, I would've thrown a ship's anchor at the retarded son-of-a-bitch.

The shoe thrower is my hero. He conveyed a lot of the same feelings 75% of America felt about bush toward the end of his reign.

Don't get me wrong...I L-O-A-T-H-E the republicans, But I have NO respect for these pussy, bribed, democrats with absolutely NO soul or character or dignity...which is, I'm sorry to say...most of them.

If history has taught us anything: it is to have fucking LOW, SUBTERRANEAN, expectations from t...

In Stephen King's (pseudonym Richard Bachman) dystopian world of the "The Running Man", people have no heath care, no education except rundown libraries, pollution so bad u get lung cancer at an early age, martial law, the only tv channel is a 24/7 propaganda posted everywhere for free...and on i...

Rotfl!! Goddamn! EVERYONE LOATHES the pope!!! I find that hilarious! But its COMPLETELY understandable. Bush's regime was as abysmal as any other in American history. But unlike the pope, over time, each president, good or bad, had a different objective. The objective of the pope has NEVER change...

I hope this "man" (Rahm) has a long, slow, painful, life; filled with misery, and despair for what he, and everyone of his kind, have done to contribute to the financial, political, and moral rape of this country.

Rahm, and the greedy people like him are WORSE than Bush...their opportunistic sel...

@RumbleHD No, Obama CHOOSE those "crooks and scoundrels" in the 1st place. He appointed Larry, Rahm, Tim, and Ben; the guys he choose are basically towel boys for corporate america.

Even if Obama does pick someone to replace any of the other corporate prostitutes...he'll pick somebody who is exac...

Maybe the judge was trying to prove he could "bust-a-nut" wink ;)

And in INTERCOURSE, pa of all places...DEFINITION of irony, lol.

Christ on a cracker...whats next Glenn? You accidentally discover the acronym for U.S.A stands for: UNITED States of America...and now even THAT sounds socialist or marxist or communist or fascist or voodoo or whatever the hell comes next. Glenn...your shtick...its really getting old...and stupid...

@dizzymasekela I'm with the crowd who thinks she'll say: "I'm agenst edumacated peepel."

"Me love Jesus. Me not masturbate. " When I saw that, I instantly thought of I.R. Baboon. Thanks for the laugh and the memories.

Wow...and all this time I though the tools of the trade were: a penis, a ballsack, a comfortable place, a couple of condoms (not a JAR), the woman's trust and respect, and being a GENTLEMAN.

And btw, viagra is supposed to be for guys who have hard time getting up...not for insecure little cunts w...

"Exploited, disrespected, humiliated, emotionally and financially abused."

I'm ball-parking it, but what she just described...is like what 95% of mid/lower class working Americans have to deal with EVERYDAY.

This might sound like a conspiracy theory but....I think Obama and his administration WANTS to fail 'cause they've already gotten their pay day, and unlike the Bush admin, they don't want to make the mistake of lingering...they just want to do what their special interest owners want...get paid......

Dear Obama administration,

If you are reading this; this is what I think of you:

I hope the your administration gets RAPED BY A WOLVERINES THAT ARE HIGH ON ANGEL DUST.

I will not retract my comment, and FUCK YOU...you motherfucking traitorous. lying, double-crossing, low-life, cock-sucking, soul...

@treid100182 Yeah, I know. Personally I think Cenk is a little naive in hoping Obama will "suddenly, realize the error of his ways." But I like watching TYT, because they question A LOT.

I do a lot of fact checking, and I agree with Cenk: This bill is FILLED with so many loopholes, as well as ma...

"Before you turn the other cheek...make sure you OBLITERATE the other side!!!"

lol, I always love it when Cenk put crazy religious peoples' logic into a witty context like that.

BTW, Jill is hot...and so is Ana.

BTW, don't get me wrong...WH republicans are worse...but only just a little. My advice to people: RESEARCH the shit out of anybody you're even THINKING of voting for...who knows, maybe there will be a corrupt democrat, and and a good republican (is there any left?) or if both party candidates suc...

"I did not vote for him (John F. Kennedy), but he's my president, and I hope he does a good job." - John Wayne

John Wayne was a SUPER conservative, and I couldn't disagree more with his political views. But I have a lot of respect for John Wayne, because In that quote, John Wayne showed us a con...

I like Brian, he's funny. He makes good points too. Is it me, or did he sound a little like Zap Brannigan?

Last: "They (the owners) want OBEDIENT workers...obedient workers; people who are JUST smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork...and just DUMB enough to passively accept all these SHITTIER jobs, the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime, and the vani...

This is truly fucking pathetic...when SOME Hollywood war movies...have more truthful coverage than today's "news." I truly despise the mainstream media; "Oh we don't want to break a story about children being killed, and women being raped in war, it will damage the people's psyche." MAYBE IF YOU ...

Summers leaving doesn't make a fucking difference. The damage he, Geithner, Summers, Emanuel and everyone else responsible for the 1st crash...is irreparable. They're like leeches dropping away from the host (in this case, America's economy) after they've had their fill. Obama, knowing or unknowi...

"The 'sanctity of life' doesn't apply to cancer cells; you don't sees bumper stickers that say 'Save the tumors', or 'I Break for Advanced Melanoma', nope: viruses, mold, mildew, maggots, fungus, weeds, ecol i, bacteria...the crabs! Nothing 'sacred' about those things. So at best, the 'sanctity o...

If this Bayh guy (and others like him) got hit by a bus, had a heart attack, choked to death, had brain embolism...or hopefully, committed suicide...I would laugh so fucking hard at them, take whatever blood money that fell out of their fat wallets/purses, use the money to buy a homeless man/woma...

I've always wondered : how do these rich cocksuckers..sleep at night? Answer: like motherfucking babies; (snore) I helped kill the public option (snore) I helped banks gamble money that isn't theirs (snore) tax cuts for my masters (snore) allow my masters to sell their weapons to our enemies, and...

"I never give credit for incomplete work...now, P.T. Barnum may give them credit...but not me...I have standards" - George Carlin on children

I use George Carlin quotes a lot...and I apply the logic of this particular one to everything Obama has done halfway, or more precisely, an eighth of a wa...

Obama has become a political Chernobyl (very similar to bush in the last half of his 2nd term) everybody on the left except BD democrats and wishful people have abandoned him...and ANYONE right of moderate is going to hate him...forever and ever. Obama and his administration have done more damage...

@gocanuckzgo (sigh)....alright, I'll see what I can do...but I'm still going to learn all that I can about your country so that I can earn my Canadian citizenship!!!!!

But in the end...I think its a lost cause: our banks control our economic policy. Our military contractors control our foreign po...

"Oh FUCK!!! here we go again!! THE GOD EXCUSE!!! The last refuge of a man (or in this case a woman) with NO ANSWERS and NO ARGUMENT; IT CAME FROM GOD! ANYTHING we CAN'T describe; must've come from god." - George Carlin on people who give the "it came from god" answer to the "where do rights come ...

This kid sounds way too naive about the Republicans. Republicans don't let little things like logic and morals fuck up their agenda, they're in for money and power...that's it. Conservative democrats are even more repulsive 'cause they don't care about either party or ideology...they just do it f...

@codediporpal Yeah, I know. Both capitalism, communism, fascism... force society to put their trust in (whether it be a government or corporation or a dictator) in...HUMAN NATURE, which, over the years has shown us to be...a HUGE FAILURE. What I was eventually going to say is: that ANY political ...

What a fucking Greek tragedy. So, at this point. I have ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING HOPE IN THIS COUNTRY OR IT'S POLITICIANS. I read Japan is on the verge, in the next decade or so, of making artificial intelligence close to, or at the human level...CAN WE SHIP A SHITLOAD OF THOSE ROBOTS, AND SUBSTITU...

I love it when things like this happens to politicians; when their "brilliant" double-crossing plans crash, burn, and wind up in the shithouse. Unfortunately..It'd be funnier if it didn't affect us all. Y'know, even though he definitely wasn't perfect (compared to bush and obama he is) this coun...

If someone doesn't want to masturbate because their voodoo fairy-tail god told them to in a book...fine...I don't care about it as long as its their own business...but I do have a thought that involves...LOGIC!!!!!!! Thought: If she wants to abolish masturbation...how r u going to reinforce it? D...

Bought-off republicans WITH balls...or bought-off democrats WITHOUT balls...what's the FUCKING difference? Well 1 group shouts a lot and says nasty things, and the other is more quiet and polite...BOTH DO THE SAME IRREPARABLE SHIT TO THE COUNTRY.

So...no, Obama will NOT do a FUCKING thing...'ca...