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Bleeped swear words! Culture shock! Sequels!

Guy in suit: http://youtube.com/michaela...

My girlfriend is so super dumb, she is not smart, nor intelligent, nor mentally advanced, just super dooper dumb. This description is also dumb.

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Welcome to the tenth Q+A! Filmed this baby with my new camera!

Thanks all who entered the Deathly Hallows Contest on my main channel!

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Welcome to the 8th installment of the worst show on the internet.

Again, I apologize for looking so freakin nasty, lets just say its my time of t...

Doing Walmart with Liam: http://youtube.com/littleradge

Liam's in my band Chameleon Circuit, check out our music for free: http://alexdaymusic.com

Welcome to The NINETH edition of Capndesdes Q+A! This week, a special first-look surprise at what the NEW ME looks like.

HARRY POTTER GIVEAWAY:

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We've been legally separated for some time... yesterday I received the first call from Skye I've had in seven months... it went pretty well ~

Soci...

Sometimes it's best to silence the voice of your mind, and genuinely hear what your elders have to say... more often than not actually.

Today, the...

I've been hiding this for too long, it's time I come out with it... it's about Damon, while he's been sleeping... ever night I've... well... watch ...

Being single means I make videos where no one tells me there's a piece of bread on my upper lip... *sigh*

What do you feel like, being single? Are...

How should you react to someone dying? Well... how would you want people to react?

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Sometimes I play jokes... but every prank I've ever pulled, I've revealed it within a week of it being played ~

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A girl I dated in High School just showed up in my life, at a time when I needed someone most... there she was.

She & I dated for almost 2 years t...

Last night was so painful for me... I cried, I screamed for help... I just wanted to hold her again... yet I woke up this morning & realized that i...

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Hello everyone. It feels good to be back. Even the hate ;)

Visual Effects done by J...

blaghhh! so hitting 200k subscribers means i had to blend a ton of things together and drink them.. uhg so horrible.. so what i blended was marshma...

Have you ever seen, heard or otherwise experienced a ghost?

My Mom's haunted house: http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Stories that are true. Link to the shoes I mentioned: http://etsy.com/listing/775...

Listen to Still Go...

Do you feel it's ok to participate in displaying significant affection for your significant other when you have an audience? Do you feel you have t...

Hurting yourself is not worth it, it may be a temporary release but it doesn't fix all your problems.

All alone on the road I drive... away from the world I knew... and into this... scary new place I will soon call home.

Thank you for all your love...

Just an expression of my feeling, heartbreak can be a crazy thing.

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Despite the laughs in this video we actually did break up recently... we're still friends which is awesome... thank you for all your love & support...

I never cheated & I just proved it. You can shuddup now, but I'm sure you won't, because you're insane & crazy stupid.

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Don't mess around with Chaos Emeralds ... Nerimon escapes and one of us will die!

I'm a musician by the way, you can listen to my music for free at...

Our incredible attempt at a reality show... WOW! Where's the remote!? :D

Seriously :) ~ Thanks for watching guys, super cool of you to subscribe t...

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some things are better left forgotten

all the weight of the world will crush your bones

in an ideal situation

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Mayday Parade's new song "Terrible Things" off of their new album Valdosta.

With all the correct lyrics :)

Thanks for watc...

This is the fourth track from the album Artwork

Sorry for not posting this sooner, I've had loads to do so I haven't had chance to make a video in ...

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Music Video From www.betarecords.com . Mayday Parade perform the song The Silence live at BETA Records TV Studios in Hollywood, California. The aco...

Lyrics to The last something that meant anything. xD

She is the most beautiful person I've ever known & she loves me more than I've ever been loved... Shiloh is wonderful & I'm so glad I'm with her.

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A Disney song - Under The Sea, featuring Bryarly: http://youtube.com/godsteet...

My music's available on iTunes but you can listen for free on my...

haha silly bandz are the biggest waste of money. What is something you look back on and regret buying? What have you have you bought that you on an...

I made a video about Time Travel

Do you think video games are a bad influence?

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I'm not hating on Pottermore - I can't, because I don't know what the idea is. What is Pottermore? It could mean anything. It's like a horoscope.

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Honouring 20 years of Sonic :) Promotional single for my video-game EP 117% Complete.

iTunes: http://bit.ly/117tunes

Physical CD: http://dft.ba/-so...

Hey phone, I'm addicted to subs. Are you?

Let's be friends? http://facebook.com/deefizz..., http://twitter.com/deefizzy, http://damonfizzy.tu...

Hey phone, I'm no longer a Del Taco virgin.

Let's be friends? http://facebook.com/deefizz..., http://twitter.com/deefizzy, http://damonfizzy....

This is a short video, I just really needed to make it.

So this is something I get asked ALL THE TIME, and I have the same answer... ALL THE TIME. lol thank you for the support guys... appreciate it.

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I'm sorry for the sappy-ness. I just needed to tell you how much I love you all.

Leave me some comments not commenting on how gay me almost cryin...

YEHHHH. Been a while. But leave questions!

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