mallarchy's channel

@simmie199 Was it a standard 50k box or it is modified? I'd be interested to know how it was modified as i'm thinking of replacing the land rover with a lightweight economical fast tractor to pull a 16ft Hudson trailer and that might be the one !

Was this part of your rehabilitation therapy?

Melting snow?????? Are you insane? What a ridiculous waste of fuel and money

@kittensandtheglitz Applauded? For what? The condescendending self- righteous holier than thou narrow mindedness you mean...!!!!!

This is what happens when you can't get any women to shag

This is what happens when you pay by the hour. You'd have thought the second fellow might have learnt a lesson

Does he clip the belly wool last or is he not bothering? Is this the latest technique, certainly makes sense, but I think I'd be laughed out of the pub if I tried it!

Have you seem first hand evidence of the benifits of winter shearing, a study can shown anything it is designed to show? Very few if any "studies" are scientific. Do you get problems when turning out with lambs (how exposed is the land?) Would a better ventilated shed be a better solution? Prope...

Obessive cleaning and tidying of things which don't need cleaning or tidying. A ridiculous waste of money and resources

Wow, stooking, there's a blast from the past. I thought that had gone out with the horse! My grand fathers use to stook to dry out bales in wet weather in horse drawn days when they couldn't get the bales in fast enough (1200ft north west England and 100inch rain a year) what is the reson here?

@Timberpants They should have worked out to build them properly by now, no room for excuses. Simplicity should make it easier to get them right not harder.

I'm not convinced by the argument that unshorn indoor sheep use more energy to keep cool during winter, given adequate ventilation in suitable sheds. The "evidence" for the idea seems partially at least to come from that discredited self publicizing fool John Vipond at the SAC. I'd be interested...

I don't understand why everyone doesn't have an inline wrapper behind the baler, there's no point in not doing

Just because someone doesn't know something they have no need to know, why should they be given so much abuse? However much anyone thinks they "know" there is a huge amount more you don't know. I bet there's plenty of "facts" she knows which you don't, so maybe she should be giving all you peop...

I agree with below, almost a surreal piss take!

on ten seperate sites. therefore ten seperate units of 3200 cows each not 32000

Yes and one guest of wind to knock down

Reminds me of grandpop, when grandma had put blackpudding in his porridge, he used to get all giddy and then there was no stopping him....aarh those were the days!

This is a bad demonstration, firstly, the angle of nozle appears to be wrong ie. pointing upwards which to more likely to damage the mouth and also, the best way of dosing is to put your thumb in the sheeps mouth between the front and back teeth over the tounge and cup the palm under the jaw, thi...

I'm not an arable farmer so this might be a silly question...I can see the advantages of the header stripper, presumeably less material through the combine so greater outlet and less fuel use? So what are the disadvantages, having to cut the straw? Why dosen't everone use header strippers?

You can have a tractor but not rubber tyres? You can have loader but not attached to the tractor? What a bunch of idiotic fuckwits. Where dose it say that in your bastardised middle eastern story book, which was written by a bunch of cynical exploiters of the stupid, in the middle ages?

Very interesting, did you have the silage analysed? what was the yield? where is this?

sorry, just seen the end

I take it that that the truck speedo's reading in kph and not mph!!! Looks like some stonking good land there

Mate, all you've shown is a pathetic bunch of clueless titheads who can only find courage through being drunk and in large groups being led like little poodles by the moron with the fattest head. If you aspire to this you will be a looser all your life.

Doesn't start as well as a135! Probably makes no difference but a slow starting tractor always seem rather off putting, anyone with bitter memories of Universal tractors of 1970's will know that I mean!

All these "tug o' war" things are pointless, it's all down to the weight of the tractor and the size of the tyres ie 7 tonnes??? verses 3.5 tonnes??. You might as well just look at the spec. sheets. The massey weight tansfer system always was crap and was supposed to be a 1970's substitute for...

@kx850123 Thanks for that, even more for food for thought...Could do both and end up with 66mph!!!!

@emkplayboy6 that might just be the fellow with the camera getting in the way!

I don't think you really believe that, but if you do then you're one scary fuck. My advice would be try and get some perspective for the job and think about what you are doing, though you seem to do it well, otherwise you may end up doing the same to some poor fucker that pisses you off in a bar...

Back to the drawing board with this one I think!

looks expensive....and ball ache!

OK ....I concede, the chip is better!

Do all corporate films have to have this dismally shite annoying dull benign crap turd mind numbing dullard piece of third rate exuse for music in the background?.......There.... That feels better!

Watch and learn "project Icon" designers!

It's amazing what a bloke will put up with to get a shag!

A bit like the old man, he likes to make jobs twice as hard as they need be for no reason as well...! Why not just take the baler round the field behind a tractor and be done with it? If the Amish object to "modern" technology, why aren't they living in caves and throwing stones at wild animals?...

Very strange, if they don't object to having the baler, accumulator, or donkey engine, then they might as well get the tractor as well and be done with it!

You appear to have lost a few mouldboards off the back!