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malithe00
"What's 8 inches long and dangles in front of an asshole?
richard dawkins' tie."
malithe00
"What's the difference between a bowling ball and richard dawkins?
At most you can only get three fingers in a bowling ball."
malithe00
"A good example of Chaos Theory is watching stephen hawking going past a magnet factory."
malithe00
"professor dawkins was flying home from the west coast when bad weather stranded him in Mississippi. After a few hours around those Bible thumpers the plane starts to board and dawkins comments to one of the attendants, 'This place is truly, what one can describe as, the asshole of the world!' With a typical southern drawl the attendant responds, 'So you're just passing through then?"
malithe00
"Ordinarily, when richard dawkins gets "stumped" it's usually down at the bath house by a fella named Pegleg Pete."
malithe00
"How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? Moot point. You need the strength and intelligence of a child to change a light bulb."
malithe00
"0.635% of all atheists were born homosexual. The other 99.365% were sucked into it."
malithe00
"richard dawkins (sphincteris bundiflora)
academia (deceptivum prosperitas)
atheism (skateboardicus faegala)
evolution (lafflafficus laffsumorus)"
malithe00
"richard dawkins and christopher hitchens were assigned a new secretary to help them and one day she didn't show up for work. Concerned, dawkins called Scatland Yard and the Inspector asked if she had "any distinguishing features?" dawkins looked at hitchens and said "Yes, she has two rectums." The shocked Inspector asked how he knew this and dawkins said, "Everyday when the three of us would go to the pub for lunch the barkeep would always say, 'Here comes that cute blonde with the two assholes'!"
malithe00
"I invented the 'Glory Hole' to encourage men to LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST! richard dawkins"
malithe00
"atheists are silly. They claim to "question everything" then sit there like mushrooms when some elistist dunce professes that 3.5 billion years ago Hydrogen formed."
malithe00
"richard dawkins seems to only be "brilliant" when he is before a lactatingly friendly audience. Get him in front of "true" skeptics and he folds like a used condom in the butlers pantry."
malithe00
"douche (n) pl.-es
1. atheist
2. young white teenage boy pretending to be mature
3. young boy who lies and fudges, then accusing you of same
4. young white teenage boy with thesaurus widget
douch-iness (n) character quality of atheists
douch-ing (v) actions of young white teenage boys on YT"
malithe00
"If you don't spank naughty children, they usually grow up to become naughtier children."
malithe00
TheNeognostic comment to me saying;
"Your lines are the same as always: tired and overused. Just like the vaginas in your family."
My response was;
"Naggot, I could say the same thing about your lines and the assholes in your family."
malithe00
"atheists are silly, they claim we are here because of survival of the fittest, then create an endangered species list."
malithe00
Response to VinniePaz42069;
"The 'people' who convinced you that you're smart, do they offer a money back guarantee?
Last time I checked, schools didn't offer a money back guarantee."
malithe00
"Comedy is a science. It requires a grain of 'truth' to make a funny comment, as well as 'intellect' and a 'sharp wit'.
This FULLY explains why atheists can't make a funny comment to save their lives. But it's fun calling them 'douchebags'."
malithe00
"How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb? NONE! They simply wait for glass to evolve around a spiral core of metal capturing gasses as they form and just wait for the electricity to arrive. Simple really."
malithe00
"OH MY GOD MY DOG ATE MY NOTEBOOK! I swear he did! Now we must start from the beginning! Ok, I got "magic man in the sky" "old man in the sky" "sky man" "magic man" "unicorns" "flying spaghetti monster" "fused chromosome two" "oh you're talking about abiogenesis, we're talking about evolution" "read the book" "bronze age book" "phaser on stun"...
did I leave anything out?"
malithe00
"richard dawkins is the "perez hilton" of the academic world."
malithe00
"atheists should always use condoms! Too many "salty snacks" are bad for you!"
malithe00
"dawkins and hitchens decided to have a baby with an obliging lesbian, who shits out a 7# boy. They look at the whole nursery of crying infants and see one quiet baby cooing softly to himself. Sure enough, the nurse brings 'that' baby over and dawkins remarks how "quiet and well behaved he is. Superior atheist breeding."
The nurse says, "Oh, he's quiet now, but he squalls worst than the rest of them when I take the pacifier out of his ass!"
"ATTENTION;
The fibula of a Cocksuckosaurus was found in dawkins sock drawer, next to the industrial strength tube of K-Y."
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But, richard surpasses his high priest of materialism, with 1,079 such suggestions he ADMITS, are used to "seduce" us to accept guesswork as "fact"
Prove ME wrong! LOL douche
"Gravity is a theory. It is also a fact. Anyone who disagrees is invited to jump out a ten story window." -- R. Dawkins
Prove him wrong.
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