rob dyrdek is my role model

"did it hurt?"| what? |"when u fell from heaven :)"| Awwww |"Because your face is F***ed up!"..."Srry, cant hear u over this sun chips bag!"..."Good Spider, let me pet u with my shoe. Nice spider ;)"..."When Justin Beiber hits puberty, his career WILL end"..."Thanks phone, for being so strong every time ive dropped u :D"..."I'll take a bullet for u. But not in the head. Like in the leg or something"..."Everytime u throw something in the trash say 'KOBE' "...I die a little when i dont see my school on the 'closed' list :("..."raindrops race across my window and i silently cheer for them"..."In kindergarden i hated nap time, but now i would KILL for a friken nap"..."seeing an old person eating alone at taco bell depresses me :("..."Dammit im mad backwards is Dammit im mad. OH SHIT!"..."I never realized that after the letters on the calander for wednesday thursday and friday is WTF in initials!!"..."I hate the kids that scream "YOUR TARDY" when ur late"..."No scooby u dont get a damn scooby snack now get in the damn house"..."Hayley, Eminem wrote enough songs about and for U so shut up and let the man rap for us"..." "Ur friend is FAT"|"She's NOT fat, she's husky!" "..."No love lost just cuz no love found"...LUV U ALL

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