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So talented, but her hair makes her look like a cocker spaniel. lol

Pretty girl. Too bad she looks green until @ :25

Luke 21:25 "And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars." Who is to read these signs if not astrologers? Paul is hardly an independent authority. You're saying, "Paul didn't believe Christianity was pagan. Therefore it's not. Why? Because we're talking about Paul". I ca...

@droptozro Perhaps there was a Sodom and Gomorrah. There is a Mt. Sinai. I don't know how history could've confirmed the Red Sea crossing, and I don't know the origins of the object taken to be the ark, but even if the physical locations are true, it doesn't mean miracles occured there. There is ...

It sounds like a very small animal snuffling around. lol

This refuted nothing. You indulge in circular reasoning and ad hominem attacks. It's more likely that the Jesus story was adapted from astrology than that a man rose from the dead. Just because you don't understand evolution or cosmology doesn't make the fairy tale in Genesis true. It's debatable...

When you played the Hungarian Rhapsody part, I expected to see a little cartoon mouse pop out and play with you. ;-) But seriously, that was great.

@marcryptic She has a ball up there. And I got here from a clip from "The Bionic Woman".

Where is she now, and what did she do with the money?

I remember the B questions were always slam dunks, usually the punchlines to famous jokes. Almost on the level of "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other (blank)."

Ironic that you'd post a Reader's Digest version of a Reader's Digest cartoon. Why?

How about recording "I Hate Myself For Loving You". ;-)

If you could play with fake beards, you could cover ZZ Top. :-D But seriously, that was so lovely.

Those eyes! Those eyes!

The judge in the suit looks just like Dr. Strangelove with those glasses. Here's hoping she doesn't become the Brittany Spears of the 20's

Wayne Newton used to look just like that. I'm not kidding. It's funny that he doesn't sing with an accent.

@MrsMiamore1 You can be sure those are paid screamers. You can hear the same ones every season. Promoters have been doing that since Sinatra in the late 40's.

Damn, it takes a special kind of person to leave that behind to go off and fight some war. I couldn't do it. I'm glad I was never asked to.

@RebelQueen360 Probably just very watery mud, or maybe chocolate milk with some flour as thickener.

Too predictable.

Do you suppose that's how she disciplines her kids?

Some people will do anything to get away from a boring conversation.

The original Saints uniform with the gold numbers was beautiful. Everyone calls the Chargers color "powder blue", but it's clearly meant to be "sky blue" with the lightning and all.

"More banter" means he wants a girlfriend intelligent enough to know what "banter" means. What a total "fuck me" doll. If I had her soft titties just pressing against my back, I'd get such a rager it'd rip through my swim trunks.

WTF is the Black Dahlia video doing on this humor page???

Perhaps this is what all creation looks like at the quantum level

It's hard to imagine it hurt worse than the tongue piercing.

I didn't know Fred Armisen could dance.

I want to replace my garden gnome with that!

@rhodie007 Those would've offended people, too. From now on I think I'll say, "By Obama's balls!!!" I don't care about offending his people.

The Dalai Lama's translator probably said, "Make me one with all the toppings."

They should've made her with those super-huge Manga eyes.

@1901mo "Spaceman" by The Killers

He's right. Too many children in this affluent society are merely expensive pets. Think of Bruce Jenner's two kids from that reality show.