Majarrok's Channel - make yourself at home.

Surprisingly, this dumb kid's video doesn't upset me as much as the fact that his parents are shelling out dough so this little shitwad can jack off to games.

Ladies and gentlemen, the maker of this video is an excellent example of why America is screwed.

Fix the title:

Ban all WHINY BRATTY KIDS from video games.

Thanks, and have fun.

Gabe's lost weight!

Why isn't the Swedish Chef in this?!

I liked the Pink Panther cartoons better when they didn't have dorky voices and use completely idiotic plot devices like a make-anything-with-water toolkit.

Pink Panther vs. the Happy Happyist cult member.

Jellyfish Juice, Tow Rope, Missiles? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rupees!

Sorry, Quote, I can't give credit! Come back after you've saved, Mmmmmm, Curly!

Gahahah!

Very good.

Looks like I'm in that weird part of the internet again...

Next we'll be covering how to kill a bad video maker with a potato...

Whiny bitch.

I'm not a pony fan, but this is simply majestic.

At 0:53 it looks almost 3D on the left pane!

"Fus Ro Dah" is the new "This is Sparta!"

THIS IS SPARTA!

Hear that, archers?

If you don't want more guards in the towns...

AIM FOR THE HEAD NEXT TIME!

I love how he says "my white friends".

This guy doesn't need skin dye, he needs a freaking voice fix, too.

It's so strange... When I was fat, I was crazy about slim girls, but after I lost 85 pounds... suddenly bbw's seem so much more beautiful. <3

The eel at 0:49:

"But... what about me?" D:

Although this isn't Eggman's theme, I think it fits him better than his actual theme (the ones found in Unleashed and 2006).

Fart-ass-tic!

Now, you see, Einstein could've just run in and said, "That's what she said!"

...

But no. He beat God with an oven door and stole his cookies.

God got squared... E=mc²'d.

N's Castle

Unknown location

Ghetsis: Gentlemen, behold! My hand!!!

Steve: Uhhh... okay, it's just your hand...

Ghetsis: Look at it, Steve!!!

Steve: It's just a hand, Dennis-

Ghetsis: MY NAME'S NOT DENNIS! *explosion*

Palmer: Since I know I'll kick your ass easily, we'll do a team battle.

Trainer: Okay, sure.

Palmer sends out Rhypherior and Heatran! Trainer sends out Cradily and Regigigas!

Palmer: Seriously?! You forgot about Slow Start! I'll wipe you out before you can even start!

Cradily used Gastro Acid on ...

0:31

Congratulations! Your Chameleon evolved into Seizure Chameleon!

When Uxie opens its eyes, you lose your memory.

When Brock opens his eyes, the world ends.

Geez, I'm starting to sound like this guy...

Speaking of which, an important ingredient in commercial pizza dough is human hair. The reason for this is that a protein in human hair allows the dough to remain stretchy. This does not permit you, however, to eat your friend's hair, even if you put ...

Stars and Stripes Forever...?

Parodius games and their remixed public domain music...

I love it!

That has to be the most epic desktop ever.

Does anyone know how to get it?

Oh, hi!

So, how are you holding up?

BECAUSE I'M A POTATO! :D

Okay... so Curly knew everything, but she didn't say it until then?

So, which one ate the Ma Pignon? o_O

@alienonmars Well, excuuuuse me, Princess!

@6paq71 Not a problem. And I don't mean that. =)

@squarewave9

Modern Warfare 2... really? Most war games now are practically identical- Blow stuff up, shoot things, throw grenades, lots of blood and explosions, etc. But before then was a game that actually had an original plot, and a genius one at that... not to mention very good music. So, if ...

Will Ferrell looks like Peppy Hare!

Why is the doctor crazy?

It's quite simple actually...

If you had to hear an infinite loop of this wherever you went, you'd go insane, too.

*runs to a door*

Oh, crap... that thing looks like it's locked.

*door explodes*

Well, that was convenient...

*runs to another dead-end that explodes*

Okay...

*runs to another-

OKAY, DOES EVERYTHING I LOOK AT EXPLODE?!

D.J. Shopkeeper. Man, I missed this. =D

*walks down the Labyrinth corridor*

Hmmm... this doesn't seem too bad aside from the annoying bugs.

*music starts playing*

Oh, shit...

*Monster X zooms closer*

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *starts running*

*huge fight*

*Monster X explodes*

I knew it! It was a cat all along! D=<