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mailordercomedy uploaded a new video
(5 months ago)
Another hit from the Wizards - Potion Mixin'. Off the album, "Purple Magic" available exclusively on iTunes WORLDWIDE. Or just visit ww...
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Another hit from the Wizards - Potion Mixin'. Off the album, "Purple Magic" available exclusively on iTunes WORLDWIDE. Or just visit wwwdotmailordercomedydotcom for more information.
4 Wizards, from a different realm, find themselves in Los Angeles with but one quest - to take over the rap game. Oh, and its happening... Keep your maiden by your side because they will bang her. Fact.
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mailordercomedy uploaded a new video
(7 months ago)
The Wizards are back! And they're comin' straight outta Mordor to take over the rap game.
Full album, "Purple Magic" available exclusively...
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The Wizards are back! And they're comin' straight outta Mordor to take over the rap game.
Full album, "Purple Magic" available exclusively on iTunes NOW!!.
Lyrics for "Stright Outta Mordor"
I be that potion mixin', spell castin', dragon ridin' wizard
Got a 3 foot hat with a 6 foot beard, and its only gettin' bigger
Put a staff up in my hand, and I'll shrink you down to size
All I need is a tail of a newt, and some platypus eyes.
I cast a spell to make them titties just bounce
I speak in a language only wizards can pronounce
Gimme my spells, gimme my book - gimme my cauldron and something to cook
I'm a crazy ass wizard, I ain't gonna die
Trust me on that - Many have tried.
Slow it down just for a minute
Wizards in the rap game? we gonna win it.
Let's begin it everybody in the room stand and shout
Its those magical fools - the wizards all up in the house
Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion mow we coastin.
I'm a wizard bitch - you can't defeat me
Cause I'm a predator 2, like Danny Glover on a GT.
And when I rap son - I cast spells
And when I'm bangin' your wench - I make it rain like Kells.
Yes I did, and I'll do it again
I'm from the city of wind, we keep our wenches on bend.
You could lock me up - but i'll break out -
Whistle for my dragon with the diamond saddle caked out.
And then we hit the club, and then we tip the potion
Hey yo bitch, break out the lotion
And now lather up - and lather down
Grab ahold of my staff, and go to town
You think I'm playin' huh? Bout what I'm sayin' huh?
Don't make me get out my spell book, now you prayin' huh.
Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion mow we coastin.
Wizards till we die - we die, we die, we die.
We're always down to fly - we fly, we fly, we fly
You know who it be - It's that crazy ass mage
Walking out the goblin fortress with my loaded 12 gauge
I be flyin' on a dragon - you be ridin' in a rental
While you dance up in the club, I summon blizzard elementals
Bow down you bitch, and show this wizard respect
I'll either bust you with a staff or I'll blast you with a tech
Fuck that fool Harry Potter - he ain't nothin' but a bitch
Actin' like a little girl - might as well call him witch
I'm a wizard. You can tell by these nuts,
And I'm throwin' out spells cause I know so much
Simply put I am the best, always down for a quest
And I never leave the castle without a bullet proof vest
Weak ass apprentice - you can't see me
I'm a W - I - Z - A - R - D
Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion mow we coastin.
Wizards till we die - we die, we die, we die.
We're always down to fly - we fly, we fly, we fly
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mailordercomedy uploaded a new video
(8 months ago)
Featuring Drake McFayden, The Wizards get all nostalgic on the track, reminiscing of days when they were young, in the Shire.
Mail Order Comedy pres...
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Featuring Drake McFayden, The Wizards get all nostalgic on the track, reminiscing of days when they were young, in the Shire.
Mail Order Comedy presents an album of epic proportions... PURPLE MAGIC. Join Olde Tobey, Bull Doozer, Young Zeld, and Limahl Spellswell on this magical and murderous quest to take over the rap game and fuck tons of maidens on the way... Album available exclusively on iTunes in April 2009. No Jokes. All Spells.
Produced by Olde Tobey © 2009 Kyle Newacheck
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You are the ONLY white rappers outhere
f**** that emine - screaming like a girl
A massive prank will be pulled on "comedian" Fred on youtube.
What is trying to be done is get everyone that has a subscription to fred, to unsubscribe. If this is succsesful, then it will make the news, cause controversy, and best of all, destroy fred!
COPY & PASTE IF YOU SUPPORT THIS!!
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(THE UNSUBSCRIBING WILL BEGIN ON JUNE 1st